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Bartholomew township Brussels sprout 

The act of molding diarrhea with semen to make a ball, followed by cooking it and eating it.
Friend one: it’s time! Are you ready for a bartholomew township Brussels sprout?
Friend two: yes sir! Semen coming right up!
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luring with a siren song of my bussy 

An ability of a person identifying as a queer man (subject) to seduce others away from their plans and responsibilities. Subject converses with the victim on descriptions of intimate acts in a tasteful manner and follows natural instincts of acquiring nice pounding. If done properly, and with optional addition of photographic, and video seductive material, the victim cannot refuse the siren call. This provides both subject and victim with gratification, so no one is complaining.
- How did you get Dave to visit so quickly, thought he had something really important on Friday?
- By luring with a siren song of my bussy until he caved.
- You're such a fucking slut Evan.