Blake is absolutely insane at sports and shit and bro istg he actually has a six pack bro not even lying. Like ahfohfoeifoauewhowihfoushfoshoiwhsdfa thats what happens to people whenever a Blake says something to them.
by ChildAbuseIsIllegal10 November 10, 2020

A guy with an amazing ass. And don't forget he's asian. And he's a nice friend even though he's pretty depressing- he's depressing in a good way.
What a Blake.
by naemlaessxsodalite July 12, 2017

A girl who everyone likes and is smart as well as cute. Don't bring cheesecake around her though. She'll book it if she even hears about it.
by Nigel G. Brown October 20, 2020

They say he’s thick but that’s some gay shit . He has a big dick .He is funny and weird. He is mentally retarded.He has a toe fetish on thursdays. He is attractive and will rub on girls cheeks with ketchup. He can dress and he will bust a big nut if you make him (only girls).
by 🥱 December 1, 2019

When you are playing a video game with a Blake and you play like a horse that just got his semen drained and running a drag race in drunk goggles
by Hashimo July 1, 2024

by Connarina July 6, 2020

girl 1: "yeah and then blake..."
girl 2: "you know blake?"
girl 1: "yeah hes my boyfriend"
girl 2: "no way... for how long?"
girl 1: "a year!"
girl 2: "oh.... i hate to break it to you but... we fucked last week"
girl 3: "ditto, sorry"
girl 4: "me too!"
girl 5: "same!"
girl 2: "you know blake?"
girl 1: "yeah hes my boyfriend"
girl 2: "no way... for how long?"
girl 1: "a year!"
girl 2: "oh.... i hate to break it to you but... we fucked last week"
girl 3: "ditto, sorry"
girl 4: "me too!"
girl 5: "same!"
by koochie kween69 December 22, 2023
