"You'll need all your bar-jitsu to get served here"
by pbkemp April 9, 2009
Get the Bar-Jitsumug. A bar where choches (plural of choch) hang-out. You will find men there that think that they are too good for females as well as ones that are preppy, fratty, and into themselves. Choches also tend to wear bubble shirts.
Some out-of-town hotties from Ohio were partying in Chicago for the first time and were looking to meet up with some guys, although they didn't want to go because the dudes were at a choch bar.
by Felds September 16, 2008
Get the choch barmug. by TheSkiier76 January 8, 2014
Get the t-barredmug. 1. To be lazy; To think of yourself as being cool by lounging aroung your house all day doing nothing when should be out getting a job or doing something with meaning.
2. A drunk who travels from bar to bar after they get cut off on drinks to obtain more alcohol.
2. A drunk who travels from bar to bar after they get cut off on drinks to obtain more alcohol.
1. Guy1:What's up, man? Guy2:Not much. Just chillin' at my crib, bar spankin'.
2. Bartender: I'm gonna have to cut you off for tonight. Drunk: Fine!!! I'll bar spank around town the rest of the night.
2. Bartender: I'm gonna have to cut you off for tonight. Drunk: Fine!!! I'll bar spank around town the rest of the night.
by Josh Dennison April 6, 2008
Get the Bar Spankin'mug. by Miss Mae January 15, 2008
Get the happy barmug. by djcribage November 1, 2008
Get the bar-jmug. Widely-separated, empty locations where people drink alone and share the experience with others over the Internet.
"Come here often?" he said into his phone. "Oh, I'm here all the time", she answered. On his small screen she looked like she was enjoying her Margarita, he told her how great his straight Jack Daniels felt going down, miles apart, each locked in their parallel bars, sharing Happy Hour.
by Monkey's Dad April 3, 2020
Get the parallel barsmug.