beefy cruch burrito 

The best burrito taco bell ever invented. It has flaming hot frittos in it.
Possibility of the shits but is great drunk!

hey man i want some mexican food
well lets go to taco bell and get a "beefy cruch burrito"

beefy cruch burrito by chinesetaco May 9, 2012

Wet burrito 

When a man puts his penis inside a mensturating vagg hole, then pulls the bloody cock out and proceeds to put it in her mouth.

My girl was being a bitchy on her rag so I gave that slut a wet burrito.

Wet burrito by heretic555666 June 19, 2009

newnan burrito 

Wrap your cock in a tortilla and fill the tortilla with whatever a normal burrito would have (sour cream, cheese, maybe hot sauce) and then start having anal sex. Before you cum, you stick the newnan burrito in the woman's mouth, giving the taste of cock and burrito.

Mary kept asking me for mexican food last night, so i gave her a newnan burrito.

newnan burrito by MrNiceGuy0047 January 21, 2007

I dropped my burrito

Busting your ass so hard that a shoe comes off, usually in front of everyone.

A: So I'm walking out of Freebird's talking on my phone when I dropped my burrito in front of God and everyone.

B: Holy shit, are you alright?

A: I think I twisted my ankle or someshit.

I dropped my burrito by Philanthropist January 11, 2008

brooklyn burrito

taking a dump in the cleavage of a woman then preceding to titty-bang her then having her blow you right before climax

This girl that I took out the other night really loves a hot, steamy brooklyn burrito.

brooklyn burrito by jewp00p November 20, 2006

Whiteboy Burrito 

A poorly made burrito, as if made by a whiteboy. e.g salsa dripping out, not wrapped on both ends.

Bro, i was super tired and hungry last night. I got a burrito at Taco Bell the guy who made it must've been tired too, because my burrito supreme came out a Whiteboy Burrito

Whiteboy Burrito by Your Face is my face August 1, 2011

Taco Burrito 

Name of a now-defunct local fast-food chain based in Wichita Falls, Texas during the 1960s and 1970s. Firm went out of business in the 1980s after news reports circulated that its meat contained dog food by-products.

Don't think I'll go to Taco Burrito today. Heard they use dog food in their meat. Makes me want to puke.

Taco Burrito by potter660 April 2, 2007