beastiality nervosa

A disease in which the human brain (and sexual organs) find beastiality sexually pleasing

John: I just got out of rehab
Tom: Congratulations, for what
John: beastiality nervosa
Tom: (Walks away awkwardly)

by memetron4000 December 17, 2010

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Beast Choke

Similar to auto erotic asphyxiation, Beast Choke occurs when you have a heavy weight animal sit on your chest to restrict breathing for sexual pleasure.

My Labradoodle knew i was having a bad day today. She came and sat on my chest and Beast Choked me. I slept really well after that.

by DanBootAss August 24, 2011

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Beasmexy

Beautiful sexy smart and intelligent.

Omg the girl is so beasmexy

by Smexxy12343 January 29, 2014

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A cross between a beast and a legend. Beasgend is prepared to go to extreme lengths in the pursuit of banter to the extent that it is no longer sufficient to simply describe him / her as either beast or legend. Beasgend may be either male or female and will often have a personalize polo shirt with 'beasgend' proudly emblazoned on the back.

Oh my goodness..... Whats Beasgend doing now? Oh no! She's defecated into her hand and is eating her own shit! What an absolute beasgend.

by Spansih Ricky October 30, 2014

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Beasle Break

When someone is born with a club foot. They then have to have it broken when they are born and set in place. Because of this they may be in a wheelchair.

Tom: Did you hear about Ben?
Jake: No why? What happened?
Callum: He's got a Beasle Break

by BallsOutForBantu November 28, 2016

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