drunk bar

That bar next to the toilet that some use to hang towels on, but most use to hold onto when drunk to steady themselves while pissing/barfing

yo dont put your towel on the drunk bar, i need that later

by PROFESSOR BRO July 2, 2009

allafarooq bar

IT is when one sticks his Dick in his parters nose and then IT comes out the eyesocket

I think i need Glassas after that allafarooq bar

by HaileyATM March 24, 2017

Bar War

A bar war is the cousin of the bar fight, only more loud and violent. A bar war is defined by what happens.

Example A) A chair is thrown. Example A is a bar war.
Example B) Someone knifes someone. Example B is a bar war.
Example C) A drunk throws a punch. Example C is NOT a bar war.

"Dude, did you hear about last night? Phil threw a chair at some drunk guy and the whole bar started fighting!"
"Sounds like an epic bar war!"

by DublinJones December 4, 2009

choch bar

A bar where choches (plural of choch) hang-out. You will find men there that think that they are too good for females as well as ones that are preppy, fratty, and into themselves. Choches also tend to wear bubble shirts.

Some out-of-town hotties from Ohio were partying in Chicago for the first time and were looking to meet up with some guys, although they didn't want to go because the dudes were at a choch bar.

by Felds September 16, 2008

t-barred

When riding a T-Bar ski lift and the T-Bar hits and injures you.

Mark got T-Barred at Brekenridge and now has a big welt on his chest.

by TheSkiier76 January 8, 2014

Bar-Jitsu

The sacred art of being served at the bar in a busy pub or other beverage serving establishment

"You'll need all your bar-jitsu to get served here"

by pbkemp April 9, 2009

Bar Spankin'

1. To be lazy; To think of yourself as being cool by lounging aroung your house all day doing nothing when should be out getting a job or doing something with meaning.

2. A drunk who travels from bar to bar after they get cut off on drinks to obtain more alcohol.

1. Guy1:What's up, man? Guy2:Not much. Just chillin' at my crib, bar spankin'.

2. Bartender: I'm gonna have to cut you off for tonight. Drunk: Fine!!! I'll bar spank around town the rest of the night.

by Josh Dennison April 6, 2008