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Roman Battle Helmet

When one places ones balls AND cock upon another less fortunate individuals forehead and proceeds to photograph the incident, hence giving the appearance that the chosen individual is wearing the aformentioned head decoration.
I'm going to sneak into the white house and personally deliver a roman battle helmet right upon the forehead of our unusually sensual vice president.
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Epic Battle Guy

The slayer of all existence, and also the bringer of the beginning, his scuttling can be heard across the ages, behind the backgrounds of time. To be blatent. Do not fuck with this being.
"Oh its epic, its an epic battle, oh oh, Epic Battle Guy."

"Epic battle guuuuuuuuuuuyy!!!"
by Dean F. & Brandyn W. September 18, 2008
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turkish battle cannon

Describes Someone of middle Eastern descent with and overly endowed PENIS!
I almost passed out when Saieed took off his trousers! He has a turkish battle cannon down there!
by sphincter sargent September 12, 2016
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turkish battle cannon

Describes Someone of middle Eastern descent with and overly endowed PENIS!
I almost passed out when Saieed took off his trousers! He has a turkish battle cannon down there!
by sphincter sargent September 12, 2016
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Fortnite Battle Royale

A video game in which 100 players face off and build forts and the last man standing wins. It has over 200 million players worldwide, and is owned by Epic Games.
by Red Buddies November 9, 2019
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turkish battle cannon

Describes Someone of middle Eastern descent with and overly endowed PENIS!
I almost passed out when Saieed took off his trousers! He has a turkish battle cannon down there!
by sphincter sargent September 12, 2016
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Pick your battles

When you choose not to use your energy in a worthless argument or conversation and you save it for a better chance
You really need to pick your battles because he a fool and he wont listen to you of you try and talk to him
by Blye November 28, 2018
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