drunk bar

That bar next to the toilet that some use to hang towels on, but most use to hold onto when drunk to steady themselves while pissing/barfing

yo dont put your towel on the drunk bar, i need that later

by PROFESSOR BRO July 2, 2009

Bar Spankin'

1. To be lazy; To think of yourself as being cool by lounging aroung your house all day doing nothing when should be out getting a job or doing something with meaning.

2. A drunk who travels from bar to bar after they get cut off on drinks to obtain more alcohol.

1. Guy1:What's up, man? Guy2:Not much. Just chillin' at my crib, bar spankin'.

2. Bartender: I'm gonna have to cut you off for tonight. Drunk: Fine!!! I'll bar spank around town the rest of the night.

by Josh Dennison April 6, 2008

Bar Leech

A woman that takes a mans offer to buy her a drink with no intentions of dancing or going home with him. After the girl gets the drink she will usually "recieve a phone call that her brothers in the hospital and she has to go".

"dude your pathetic" - Brian
"Atleast I got some, you blew all your money on that bar leech last night" - Robert

by Roly Jimenez December 26, 2008

happy bar

Where every body knows your name.... G $ .. S bia' and V !

Look who it is at the Happy Bar again..... Like thats a surprise... ;)

by Miss Mae January 15, 2008

allafarooq bar

IT is when one sticks his Dick in his parters nose and then IT comes out the eyesocket

I think i need Glassas after that allafarooq bar

by HaileyATM March 24, 2017

bar-j

A blow job that occurs in a bar

I was at O'Houlanhan's last night and Stacy gave me a bar-j under the table! Radical!

by djcribage November 1, 2008

parallel bars

Widely-separated, empty locations where people drink alone and share the experience with others over the Internet.

"Come here often?" he said into his phone. "Oh, I'm here all the time", she answered. On his small screen she looked like she was enjoying her Margarita, he told her how great his straight Jack Daniels felt going down, miles apart, each locked in their parallel bars, sharing Happy Hour.

by Monkey's Dad April 3, 2020