That bar next to the toilet that some use to hang towels on, but most use to hold onto when drunk to steady themselves while pissing/barfing
by PROFESSOR BRO July 2, 2009
Get the drunk bar mug.1. To be lazy; To think of yourself as being cool by lounging aroung your house all day doing nothing when should be out getting a job or doing something with meaning.
2. A drunk who travels from bar to bar after they get cut off on drinks to obtain more alcohol.
2. A drunk who travels from bar to bar after they get cut off on drinks to obtain more alcohol.
1. Guy1:What's up, man? Guy2:Not much. Just chillin' at my crib, bar spankin'.
2. Bartender: I'm gonna have to cut you off for tonight. Drunk: Fine!!! I'll bar spank around town the rest of the night.
2. Bartender: I'm gonna have to cut you off for tonight. Drunk: Fine!!! I'll bar spank around town the rest of the night.
by Josh Dennison April 6, 2008
Get the Bar Spankin' mug.A woman that takes a mans offer to buy her a drink with no intentions of dancing or going home with him. After the girl gets the drink she will usually "recieve a phone call that her brothers in the hospital and she has to go".
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"Atleast I got some, you blew all your money on that bar leech last night" - Robert
"Atleast I got some, you blew all your money on that bar leech last night" - Robert
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Get the bar-j mug.Widely-separated, empty locations where people drink alone and share the experience with others over the Internet.
"Come here often?" he said into his phone. "Oh, I'm here all the time", she answered. On his small screen she looked like she was enjoying her Margarita, he told her how great his straight Jack Daniels felt going down, miles apart, each locked in their parallel bars, sharing Happy Hour.
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