by liamr06 March 18, 2022
Unfunny jokes are -69/10 jokes, like this one. You really aren't supposed to use them, seeing how many people who write these are in Gen Z. These can be ranging from Teen Titans Go to every dead meme in existence. They also are very awkward, because saying sus can make your social credit drop from 793 to -sideways 8.
Comedian: Why don't oysters donate to charity? Because their shellfish! Hahahahahahahahahaha!
Literally every atom in existence: Alright, what the fuck?
Comedian: Wait, I can tell another joke! Why couldn't the pirate sit down? His booty got stolen by a h-
Literally every living organism in existence: Yeah, yeah, we know. Hot sexy girl. Unoriginal and unfunny. We are nuking you for making two unfunny jokes in a row.
Literally every atom in existence: Alright, what the fuck?
Comedian: Wait, I can tell another joke! Why couldn't the pirate sit down? His booty got stolen by a h-
Literally every living organism in existence: Yeah, yeah, we know. Hot sexy girl. Unoriginal and unfunny. We are nuking you for making two unfunny jokes in a row.
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by Lolbants123 April 23, 2018
A joke that is not doesn't have as much to it as you thought. It fucks your mind, but doesn't go as deep as you thought.
by SgtDoomsday September 08, 2017
by Shizhead September 21, 2020
Dad: My son says I only make 'dad jokes'. What's a 'dad joke'?
Dad: "A dad joke" sounds like "a bad joke", but it's not.
Dad: Got it. Thanks, dad.
Dad: "A dad joke" sounds like "a bad joke", but it's not.
Dad: Got it. Thanks, dad.
by cjfinks July 29, 2015
Similar to a Chuck Norris joke that is said to a member of the Sparano Family(Tony Sparano: head coach of the Miami Dolphins) that is said to remind them that they are richer and supirior to the person telling the joke.
Sparano Joke 1: How many licks does it take a Sparano to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?
The World will never know since they bite it right away
Sparano Joke 2: How many Sparanos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None someone is paid to do it for them
The World will never know since they bite it right away
Sparano Joke 2: How many Sparanos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None someone is paid to do it for them
by Dol-Fan4433 August 24, 2009