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Swiss army foot

Reason for name given to Swiss feets. To have tools for toe nails, and sand paper heels.
Swiss feets has that Swiss army foot
by One Mean Man December 28, 2019
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Commenly known as NAOC, has been around from 1985 and has gotten stronger over the years.

The main battle the NAOC has was against the JAOC(the juricas army of champions). That war last mere minutes as the NAOC proved to be too strong of a force for the weak JAOC(which is still alive right now but are in the same shape as the poorest african country).

The NAOC will pwn the world soon.
The Nikola Army of Champions is #1!!!
by NAOC Commander November 1, 2006
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army sergeant who breaks up on facebook because he has the balls to fight for his country but not be a gentleman; also talks to many girls at the same time in different area codes because who knows when you could be stationed in THAT area; disguises himself as man of your dreams, but will rob you of your dignity blindly; was too fat to be in the marines, too stupid to be in the navy, and too blind to be in the air force
he was the hole of the ass of the army, and he thought he could have his cake and eat it too.
by getapiece December 12, 2009
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Swiss army pants

having an extrodinary amout of crap in your pockets you need to get by
i need pens, pencils, a knife, a little note book, my wallet, my keys, and my phone on me all day at work. good thing i got my swiss army pants with a gazillion pockets to hold all that crap
by CDeLucia March 8, 2009
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Free Syrian Army

The true army of Syria. The current Syrian military is doing the opposite of what militaries are supposed to do, which is protecting their people from military threats.

The Syrian army is currently killing thousands of unarmed civilians for protesting against the psychopathic despot in power named Bashar al Assad.

The Free Syrian Army is made up of over 20,000 Syrian army defectors who are currently protecting their people like the official Syrian army they're fighting against is supposed to do.

The leader of the Free Syrian Army is a defected colonel named Riyad al-Asad.
God bless the Free Syrian Army

The soldiers in the Free Syrian Army are some of the bravest soldiers in the world
by SlashinatorX November 13, 2011
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(your name) army

when a man talks about his testicular product.
"I just released the Bob Army!" insert your name into (your name) army
by the saskatchewan stud muffin January 25, 2007
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