Anal Specks

Specks of skin from the anus, or specks of poop. (Poopy Specks)

"Dude, wipe your butt you have Anal Specks!"

by CarterSmith September 13, 2023

False Anal

When you shit in a girls mouth and she gives you a blow job. Then there is shit on your dick making it look like you just had anal sex.

Me and my girlfriend got tired of normal anal, so we did some false anal!

by shitlickingcockbrainrofl September 14, 2010

Ghost Anal

Ghost Anal happens when you are fucked in the ass by a huge dick and it leaves you feeling like you still have the huge dick still in your ass, even though the guy left about an hour ago.

Woman A: It still feels like i'm being fucked in my ass.
Woman B: Do you have a good case of ghost anal?
Woman A: No, I have a job meeting in 30 and I feel like my shit is going to fall out.

Anal Anal Sex Asshole

by Curve2015 October 21, 2015

brazilian anal dwelling monkey

A rare species of small monkey that you find deep in the Amazon jungle , it's particulary fond of setting up home in European explorers anal cavities as it's generally drier than the wet rain forest they noramlly inhabit

Sir Henry Hornchurch the great explorer : Hey basil my anus has been giving me grief since we set up camp I can't stop itching my rectum !!!
Basil Rathbone M.B.E. : My god Henry there is a Brazilian anal dwelling monkey half way up your ass hole shall I tie some vines round it and pull it out..... Henry : mmmmmm oohhhhhh aaahhhhhhh no Basil i like the feeling......go deeper you naughty Brazilian anal dwelling monkey deeper

Basil : I'm taking one home as a pet

by The double vulcan December 23, 2015

classy anal

The act of having anal sex while wearing a top hat, and drinking the cheapest red wine available without spilling a drop.

Went to that wine gala and ended up having classy anal afterwards. When I came, she downed her wine and tossed her top hat into the air screaming "CLASSY AS FUCK!" classy anal fancy

by Bouncybunny March 20, 2016

Nigerian Anal Twister

The act of shoving both fist up another person’s anus and then twisting your arms back and forth.

Paul gave me a Nigerian anal twister last night, wish he would’ve used more lubricant.

by CookAfRoginmyVanEverydayReal June 25, 2018

Financially anal fisted

Financial anal fisting

I have just been financially anal fisted at tax time

by Karlaur September 28, 2018