bar pig

A large woman who frequently takes home people from a bar and sleeps with them.

Ryan got so drunk he left with that fat girl.
yeah, I bet he is balls deep in bar pig by now. Lol

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Fat chickopra

by mr 300zx October 9, 2013

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Bar Spankin'

1. To be lazy; To think of yourself as being cool by lounging aroung your house all day doing nothing when should be out getting a job or doing something with meaning.

2. A drunk who travels from bar to bar after they get cut off on drinks to obtain more alcohol.

1. Guy1:What's up, man? Guy2:Not much. Just chillin' at my crib, bar spankin'.

2. Bartender: I'm gonna have to cut you off for tonight. Drunk: Fine!!! I'll bar spank around town the rest of the night.

by Josh Dennison April 6, 2008

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drunk bar

That bar next to the toilet that some use to hang towels on, but most use to hold onto when drunk to steady themselves while pissing/barfing

yo dont put your towel on the drunk bar, i need that later

by PROFESSOR BRO July 2, 2009

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Bar Be Queue

The line that forms at an extremely delicious BBQ joint due to high demand for bold flavors.

We arrive at Oklahoma Joe's to find that the Bar Be Queue was out the damn door! Totally worth the wait, though we should have called it in.

by Spencer Bergs November 15, 2011

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bar-scarred

(adj) - to have an aversion to a specific pub, tavern or discoteque dur to a previous bad or traumatic experience at said location.

"should we go to club 5? i feel like gay-dancing."
"nah, man, last time we went there I got man-molested on the dance floor and hit on by a guy older than my dad. I'm totally bar-scarred."

by Weslynn July 4, 2009

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