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Dirty Sanchez

our l0rd for 2015
don't mess with the best, Dirty Sanchez for 2015.
by randoboy May 21, 2014
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dutch spanch sanchez

During an episode of liqui-shits, when a helpful friend plugs your erupting asshole with the trimmed leafy tops of spinach. Once they are good and poo painted, he or she then slaps you with them under the nose creating a mustache like smear.
It is a traditional Homosexual Witchcraft spell meant to restore fecal solidity.
"Dude I could not stop spraying the anal fire hose last night, but Anne remembered the good old Dutch Spanch Sanchez... about 10 minutes later I was good to go!"
by Chairman Fester December 22, 2016
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Doctor Sanchez

A Doctor Sanchez, or Dr. Sanchez, occurs when an individual applies fecal matter from another individual's rectum directly in the space between the nose and lip while wearing latex gloves, leaving a mustache made from their own feces. It is essentially a dirty sanchez with the finger instead of the member.
I went to the doctor and he checked my prostate while I was prostrate; but when he finished, he gave me a Doctor Sanchez.
by Boopieman March 5, 2019
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Slippery Sanchez

Slippery Sanchez:

The act of throwing lubricant at a Puerto Rican musician
Damn I went to the coheed show last night and gave them a total Slippery Sanchez!
by Theleeroy October 13, 2022
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dirty sanchez

when you insert something in their tight chocolate doughnut but they shit a little so you take it out and bob ross an authentic mexican mustache across their upper lip.
"OMG Sarah is such a slut, she gave a dirty sanchez to her boyfriend and licked it off"
"that night with jeff was awesome I didn't tell him I get turned on by poo and yet he still gave me a dirty sanchez"
by jefarbel November 14, 2023
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Jennifer Nicole Sanchez

a tiny marshmallow that’s clingy and in love with her handsome boyfriend Javier
Jennifer Nicole Sanchez? that’s the clingy marshmallow always with her boyfriend??
by cb97 November 14, 2019
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arnold hernandez sanchez

' He's such an Arnold Hernandez Sanchez"
by anonymusbandstan June 28, 2016
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