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Zorro Split

Mustache similar to Zorro's, two mustaches divided by a small gap.
by YourMomsFather May 22, 2021
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split creampie

When you ejaculate inside two or more vaginas during the same ejaculating process.
«Babe, lets do a split creampie with your friend.»
«We should have about the same due date, after all it was a spilt creampie.»
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Split-Whore

A person who splits the whole board and doesn’t take the open splits.

A person who makes a bunch of open splits scaring everyone away.
“Hey, look at this split-whore splitting the last 4 full spots on this game”

Look at that split-whore taking the whole board”

“That split-whore is on a winning streak 🔥”

“I wish I was as lucky as split-whore”
by FB Bingz September 3, 2023
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the jumbo latte split

when you have a huge urge to take a shit and you try and run to the toilet but you trip over and shit your pants and as the poo soaks your clothes a random person in the crowd runs over to you and throws hot water on your face.
Jasmine: hey Hannah did you see that rich guy shit his pants in town yesterday I threw a cup of hot water on his face and gave him the jumbo latte split.

Hannah: LOL
by GETLITADVENTURTIME January 28, 2018
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Chain Split Line

When the picture of a chain covers up the meeting point between two videos.
That video you edited is amazing, just needs a 'chain split line'.
by jellyeditor April 4, 2022
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split my eggs

when you fail at something very hard and you can't do anything about it and you feel like ending it all
Guy #1: yo, you got that coffee we ordered man?
Guy #2: yea its right here *DROPS COFFEE* Oh Darn it
Guy #1: you really split the eggs this time, man
Guy #2 yea I guess I split my eggs
by SenpaiMilk January 20, 2017
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Splits

Contagious laughter, sometimes referred to as side-splitting laughter, usually occurring in group of people witnessing a funny event or joke
The police, looking confused after pulling over a driverless vehicle, had onlookers in splits.
by Smash Ogre April 12, 2022
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