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micro pig

The cutest pet ever. They are also very smart and can feel emotions. Sadly they get sick very easily, so take good care of your new micro pig!

Also: microwaved pig meat.
Kevin: So do you have any pets?
Angela: Yeah, I have a micro pig.
Kevin: A what?
Angela: A micro pig, she is called Rose, and she is as cute as 100 puppies combined!
by EuroChemist November 1, 2017
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pig cold

a standard cold or illness caught around the time of the swine flu epidemic. named as such due to the moment anyone claims to be unwell during this period they are instantly told they must have swine flu.
dave: james was coughing yesterday, we all thought it was swine flu, apparently he is better now, must have just been pig cold.
by Danny Hardcore July 28, 2009
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grissle pig

One of female gender who, obviouslly, has done some over endulging on the fatter foods available to us humans.
hey...at nine o'clock theres a huge grissle pig , look quick... dont stare.
by aktiondan August 6, 2009
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wiener pig

A woman who is in constant search of a new male sexual partner, may or may not dress in a provocative manner. Wiener pigs search for a new male sex partner like it is an addiction. Wiener pigs are also very territorial, they tend to claim there past and present victims as their territory almost similar to a dog or cat marking their territory.
Lee told all the guys in the area to hold on to their pants because the wiener pigs have arrived and they would try and take them off to claim a new sexual partner.
by Jacqueline Li April 23, 2014
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The Peppa Pig

When your girl is giving you a blowjob, just as you are about to cum yell "I'M DADDY PIG" at the top of your lungs and snort as loud as you can as you release you load in her mouth
"Me and my girl tried the Peppa Pig last night."
"Yooo, how was it?"
"It was good, but she said my dick was more like George's."
by Peppaxgeorge June 14, 2021
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Shit Pig

Lower life form, low human, beta, servant, & filthy poop covered pet!
"You are just in the first stages of becoming a FULL TIME BITCH, and will learn to push your inner desires to serve, to worship and become just a LOW INSIGNIFICANT SHIT PIGGY over the course of the following months."

"You covered in poop is just a means to an end, making sure you recognize you are a LOW HUMAN, needing to feel humble.
It makes me happy to see your progress and see how your brain is slowly making the transition towards being a SHIT PIG first and keeping your normal appearance just as front to the outside world."

"It is my duty to make inferior women find their place in life, and you will reward me by showing your Goddess how by being a FILTHY POOP COVERED PIG"

"You as a LOWER LIFE FORM will never achieve my superior status and as such you will serve, adore, worship those of a higher breed. You being a FILTHY SHIT PIG is just your given destiny, and as such you will make every effort to please, to serve and be an available toy for your superiors."

"It is time for you to just accept you are destined to be what you are, just a SERVANT PIG COVERED IN POOP AND PEE, while dedicating your life to please your Goddess and other superior women."
by pooppiggy June 20, 2022
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green pig

someone whos easily scared and/or fragile.
stop bein such a green pig.
by pee675894320573956678954895 February 22, 2022
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