Tuna pipe

That hot smelly, steamy, slimy spot between a woman's legs that reeks of tasty, tangy tuna.
Hey girl! When you gonna let me cram my big ole hog leg up in that stinky tuna pipe?!!!
by Homey D August 29, 2010
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Clogged Pipe

When a man is having anal sex with a constipated woman, and when he pulls out she shits all over his face
Aww fuck you clogged piped me BITCH!!!
by Mr. MyyDixiNormous March 08, 2009
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Side Piping

Side Piping (Side-Pipe-Ing) - is:

1. When a man or a chick with a strap-on is fucking a man or tranny in the ass from behind (doggy style).

2. The person in the aft position grabs the other persons dick, pulls it back to where it is between the legs of the two people fucking.

3. Starts to jerk it off in the open space available. Being that the only available space in this fucking condition is to either side it is called Side Piping.
Dude - I was Side Piping that Thai tranny hooker while I was nailing her ass and that bitch blew a load on the coffee table and now we got jizz on the TV remote.

Tranny to tranny friends - That dude bent my dick around behind my leg and jerked it off while he nailed my ass. He made me cum but I think we should charge extra for Side Piping!
by Side Pipes October 06, 2011
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pipe bomb

Hey, where the hell is the plunger? I got a pipe bomb to diffuse in here!

or

I haven't shit in like 3 days. I've got one hell of a pipe bomb ready to go off.
by Mark Long September 12, 2007
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sauce pipe

Cock. Dick. Wang. Johnson. Mr Happy. Ball Bellboy. Dork. Dong. Schwance. Pecker. Junk. Lumpy. Jock.

Male genital - the penis.
She walked over and touched my sauce pipe.
by ubercat August 31, 2007
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Smoke the pipe

An alternative term for a blow job
"That girl's awesome man, I'd fuck her with my feet in boiling fat"

"Ah, but does she smoke the pipe? This is the question"

(best done in a Geordie or Scottish accent)
by Husky Bear September 14, 2009
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Pipe Doctor

Someone who has broad expertise in the art of piping. This person takes pipe to awholenother level of pipology. When it comes down to piping, this man knows no limits. Piping has become second nature. From bongs, to various metals, to your mom, your ole lady, and possibly your little sister.. He can do it all and he definently takes pride in his work. He goes by the name of Cory and he's a pipe legend.
Cory was stickin your mom with his P.H.D.

The pipe doctor came to my house last night and fixed my anal leakage.

Cory's pipe bursted all over my face. I could tell he was a professional.
by Pimpin Pipe May 11, 2011
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