A horse. Most commonly known as Seabiscuit. Gandalf's white horse, Hidalgo, the Black Stalion, and Mr. Ed the talking horse.
Rick: "Dude, did you see Lord of the Rings: the Two Towers?"
Teddy: "Yeah, Sarah Jessica Parker looked well groomed."
Teddy: "Yeah, Sarah Jessica Parker looked well groomed."
by -pandabear.tumblr.com July 12, 2011
by The Strange Duck May 28, 2005
by Gary Jonston April 30, 2008
Losing your fiance (or spouse in her case), gaining 40 pounds and not showering. Used in the television show Glee.
Pull a Jessica Simpson :
Finn: Sometimes I wish I could be more like coach. He pulled a Jessica Simpson - you know, lost his fiance, gained 40 pounds and stopped showering - and everyone acts like it's totally normal.
Finn: Sometimes I wish I could be more like coach. He pulled a Jessica Simpson - you know, lost his fiance, gained 40 pounds and stopped showering - and everyone acts like it's totally normal.
by Gleek1993 May 18, 2010
She is a skinny white girl. Who talks about her last name. Shes my organic sistah and shes very frugal. She knows how to make me laugh so hard that i might just pee my pants. She has the most amazing hair. and im totes jelly of it. Even though she goes to a different school and dont really know who im talking about most of the time, i tell her EVERYTHINGG. Shes like my long lost sister, but better cuz sisters fight and we dont!
Dude A---DAYUMMM DUDE! I saw this hot chick yesterday!
Dude B---What was her name?
Dude A---Uhh Melany?
Dude B---Oh. She probs wasnt that hot since her name wasnt Jessica Almeida.
Dude B---What was her name?
Dude A---Uhh Melany?
Dude B---Oh. She probs wasnt that hot since her name wasnt Jessica Almeida.
by YourBestie96 November 20, 2010
The very hottest girl in chewelah
have wet dreams about Jessica Johnstone
by dust 15 December 30, 2011
The most sweetest girl in the world, with a heart of gold. She carries a lot of sympathy as she has gone through a hard life. She limps with arthritis
by Littleitchybitxh February 28, 2019