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Ford

When someone has a big, broad forehead. Mostly when their hairline is pushed back.
"Yea that hoe last night had a ford"

"Ikr man thought that thing was finna run me over"
by ManBat August 1, 2016
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Trenton Ford

This hillbilly redneck loves Nascar and Pokémon. Big Lucario fan. He loves Charizarding. He also loves cars. He might be carosexual. He is a bit of a ladies man but keeps his relationships non-physical. Has a haircut like Fred from Fred: The Movie.
"Oh, that's Trenton Ford. The Pokémon lovin', Charizardin', Nascar drivin', chuckle fuck."-Everyone that has every met him
by TheWarrior76 April 27, 2023
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Henry Ford Lymphoma

When you become a Ford enthusiast, each Ford product you buy gradually increases the size of your lymph nodes, until every single lymph node becomes the size of a grapefruit. There is currently no known chemotherapy for Henry Ford Lymphoma, but buying a more reliable car like a Toyota can lead to remission.
"I'm about to buy my 17th F-350 Powerstroke after the engines keep blowing up and now all of my lymph nodes are the size of grapefruits!" "You my friend now have Henry Ford Lymphoma."
by Toyota2024 February 4, 2024
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Ford Bronco

Wow I love that Area 51 blue Ford Bronco!
by 1239.?! May 11, 2023
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Ford

Adjective;
Pertaining to a transcendental belief on health, longevity, Power, Wealth, Vision, Drive, Pioneering spirit, efficiency, and out right Raw dog, Raho of doom energy!!
1) that persons got a Ford mentality
2) he’s a Ford Thinker
by Fonzerelli__ November 22, 2021
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Ford

One stupid guy who is sometimes funny. He thinks his legs are thick but the are the skinniest things ever
Person: wow that person has skinny legs
Other person: they must be a Ford
by Morgankwkwkwenej January 4, 2019
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Hailey Ford

A beautiful blonde girl with blue eyes and has a fat ass.
Dave: Did you see that girl with the fat ass?

Jack: yeah I think that’s Hailey Ford!
by Jonny2x6 September 12, 2020
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