banana hammer

When the owner, moderator, or administrator of a place must ban someone. Instead of saying ban they formed the bananana hammer from raging on their keyboards.

Imagine someone was griefing on a minecraft server, then the moderators would "banana hammer him". If griefing was against the rules in so said server.

Joh:SuperCoolked99, You were griefing!
Gunney: Banana him!
LowLife: No! let me banana him!
Domz: Banana him!!! LOLOL
SuperCoolked99: No please! Not the banana hammer! I won't do it again!
Joh: HERE COMES THE BANANA HAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMER!!
-Joh has banana hammer'd SuperCoolKed99-

by Johs Minecraft November 23, 2011

dirty banana

A blended alcoholic beverage comprised of rum, banana puree and ice. The dirty banana was 1st concocted by Carnival Cruise Lines.

David Hasselhof drank so many dirty bananas he made love to Ozzy Osbourn instead Sharon after the taping of America's Got Talent. Of course Ozzy was so krunk he loved it too.

by Rip Fritzer May 25, 2010

Banana Split

When a guy does the splits and hits his dong on the floor

Oww, dude I just did the banana splits

by GodsendGamer February 27, 2017

banana hammock

1. Male speedo swimsuit. See bender. Banana hammock came about by the comparison and the long sexual induendo of the banana to the penis and because the speedo cradles the penis like a hammock would a banana. Hence ... Banana hammock.

1.
Joe: This banana hammock's crushing my hardyboys. It's no mystery.

by bobby May 25, 2004

Banana dick

A penis that is curved in a similar way to that of the curve of a banana. Usually defined by a good ridge.

Oh man, Rhees pulled down his pants and showed us his banana dick!

by Fukpig April 27, 2011

Banana Daiquiri

When a man is doing a girl doggy style, and places his hanging balls into a bucket of ice.(you'll need low balls or a tall bucket) The act must last a good 20-30 minutes to achieve a good chill. When the time is right the guy will proceed to blow a very cool, refreshing load onto the girls face.

I've been in the emergency room all night. I've gotten frostbite from giving Wendy a banana daiquiri.

by bribri989 August 17, 2009

Montana Banana

When dealt any 9 - 2 unsuited for your first 2 down cards in Texas Hold 'em You'll have a better chance of finding a banana tree in Montana then winning a pot with 9 - 2 offsuit in Texas Hold 'em

A Montana Banana is when for your first two cards dealt in the Hole are 9 - 2 unsuited in Texas Hold 'em

by crazysven July 21, 2010