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diving off the pirate plank

The sexual practice of being anal penetrated whilst suspended from a the waist of a larger homosexual man at the pool edge before rapidly uncoupling from the erect penis and dropping backwards into the water. Preferably practiced in the presence of young children and families.

Pirate eye patch may be worn in regional variations.
Did you see that dirty bastard diving off the pirate plank right in frontof the flume ma wean was oan!
by Dirk Dickler September 22, 2017
mugGet the diving off the pirate plankmug.

fuck off

"wanna play fortnite"
"fuck off yer tramp!"
by Kawspissy May 31, 2022
mugGet the fuck offmug.

pulling off a Kuu

A:Mohit claimed to fail the exam but got 60

B: Don't mind him,he is just pulling off a Kuu
by Kushal Official February 16, 2022
mugGet the pulling off a Kuumug.

vertical week off

A vertical week off is a block of five to seven days of vacation occurring every seven days in a consecutive series of weeks, rather than the five to seven days occurring consecutively in the same week, or a horizontal week. The distinction is evident from the direction taken by selecting, with pencil, pen or mouse, the days of choice from a spreadsheet or paper calendar.
Trying to avoid having work pile up if new cases were ignored for nine consecutive days, the clerk took one extra day off for five weeks by selecting each Thursday from the vertical column of the calendar app.
Clerk said: “It’s a Vertical Week Off so the in-box won’t get full.”

I said: “I hope you aren’t planning to rent a vacation retreat with that vertical week schedule. Maybe you could just take the work with you.”
by Muttageek July 14, 2020
mugGet the vertical week offmug.

Gayin' Off

Committing what can be seen as a gay/ homosexual act in speech, action or bodily gestures
Wayne -" I Don't like soft tacos, give me the hard ones"
Tim-" Eww, you gayin' off"
by 202Deuce April 16, 2024
mugGet the Gayin' Offmug.

FREAK OFF

The first time, Mr. Combs hired a man and brought the man to his home in Los Angeles. The man, Mr. Combs, and Ms. Ventura wore masquerade masks, and ingested drugs. Mr. Combs directed Ms. Ventura to perform sexual acts with this man while Mr. Combs watched them. He masturbated while he directed Ms. Ventura and the man to do specific sexual acts. The entire encounter lasted multiple days. Mr. Combs began to call the arrangement a “Freak Off,” or “FO.”
Diddy is throwing a surprise birthday Freak OFF, get the lubricant and baby oil ready.
by combo187 November 17, 2023
mugGet the FREAK OFFmug.

Get that off my page!

When someone sends something unpleasant and it angers you.
Stop sending me pics of Jerma, you better get that off my page!
by Meday December 7, 2023
mugGet the Get that off my page!mug.

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