One

Doesn't actually mean one. One means many. Many means one.

Harry: “You can have one hug. :|”
Penny: "I'm so glad that one means many."

by ricecars November 2, 2021

Crunching one off

A much better way of saying taking a shit or pooping

So there I was in the woods, crunching one off, when I see the biggest fucking black bear ever to exist...

by Wiserthantoast June 14, 2018

Tie one on

Rip heaters with Dori's dad.

I want to tie one on with Dori's hot dad.

by Dori's dad March 16, 2024

Czech One

To do something fast.

Man we gotta get going.
Hold on, I need to czech one a shit.

by Pornman820 November 16, 2020

Gusano Y Gusano (And One Zeroed In Symbol Called And Name "&")...

What I call homo-sapiens who know the spartan prayer: "Achille, the frequency auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Do you know the spartan prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Gusano Y Gusano (And One Zeroed In Symbol Called And Name "&")...

by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025

No one

someone who is invisible to everyone

I think in no one.

by sub to my channel July 25, 2022

One armed Edelle

When a woman only has one available hand for hand jobs due to having a cast or sling. The female equivalent of the one armed eddy.

After her snowboarding fall she a one armed edelle for the rest of the holiday

by Bhutan Dan June 20, 2020