Big ones

Money money money money money money money mother fucker

That will be 20 big ones sir

by Disman September 4, 2018

one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter

Confliction. Also, you’re not automatically funny by putting this into Urban Dictionary

Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.

by Meep beep June 12, 2021

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by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 6, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.> There Is One Actress Who Really Smells Like Lewd Acts And her Name Is "'Lauren Ash'"<.7.9.7.6.>

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 12, 2025

one way trip to cornwall

when you can't afford a trip to switzerland to kill yourself so you just go yeet off a cliff in cornwall cause there's nothing good there but the cliffs.

another way of saying to commit suicide.

Lil jimmy went on a one way trip to cornwall the other day, so we won't be seeing him again.

by fjordan June 17, 2022

one fuck slut

a person that fucks multiple people only once and then leaves to the next dick

your nothing but a one fuck slut

by valeriexxxx3 April 19, 2018

Day ones

People that say they have day ones everywhere are using the term wrong. Day ones are people that have been best friends since either birth or for several years. PERIODT!!

Man 1: dude I everyone is my day one.!
Man 2: nah, day ones are like Olivia and Isabella, they’ve been best friends since kindergarten. So fix ur self!
Man 1: ........

by Karen_Hit The Whoa October 5, 2019