I have erectile dysfunction

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Paul: wanna have sex
George: I have erectile dysfunction

by ADaddylicious October 23, 2019

I got a new roach

It's were you buy a roach but later you find out it escaped from its cage because you bought a hamster cage instead.

Hey look! I got a new roach

by bee_offical June 21, 2021

Paddle faster, I hear banjos!

A common exclamation when in or around hillbilly infested areas. Doesn't necessarily need to be used when in a canoe; merely a warning to the other non-hillbillies in the vicinity.

It was a bright and sunny day when my father and I decided to go fishing down by the ol' waterhole. I remember that the seagulls looked like delicate little clouds, fluttering in the breeze. We made our way to our canoe and rowed out, fishing rods in hand and a song in our hearts. As we made our way down to the waterhole, we became aware of an eerie silence. The trees around us swayed to a halt. Then, quietly at first but raising in intensity, we heard the twang of a banjo. My father turned to me, his face colorless as he said "Paddle faster, I hear banjos!"

by Survival Guide May 12, 2010

I can't work under these conditions

Sarcastic phrase used to evoke the image of a high-strung actor or other professional who refuses to continue to work because of some trivial issue. Although the phrase sounds like a serious complaint, its familiarity as a meme or catch-phrase can actually be used to diffuse or lessen the impact of a minor issue that a group of people are unhappy about. Frequently used among theater types or other performers both in and out of the theatrical context.

Person 1: "Hey, we've got coffee, but only French Roast. We're out of Hazelnut."

Person 2, responding, perhaps throwing up their hands: "I can't work under these conditions!"

All: Laughter.

by beagley May 20, 2009

I Gotta Glock In My Rawrie

A phrase mostly used by scenes and emos referring to Fetty Wap's song 679 where he clearly states " I gotta glock in my rari" but being warped kids they have change the wording very slightly adding a "W" for dinosaur purposes. This term was coined by new Rapper/Viner Yvng Trv$h.

At Warpedtour:
Emo: You heard Fetty Wap's new song?
Scene Queen: Please. I gotta glock in my rawrie xD.

by PraetorPuns July 30, 2016

I like ya cut G

This is a meme that was created by a video showing a man saying the words:

"Oh you playin' minecraft? I like ya cut, G." before proceeding to slap a bald child on the back of the head.
This is often used as a phrase before slapping a person (often someone that recently had a haircut) on the back of the head.
Source: youtube.com/watch?v=2TA6rSkPMPA

Person 1: "Hey man! Look at my new cut!"
Person 2 proceeds to walk behind Person 1.
Person 2: "I like ya cut G."
Person 2 proceeds to slap person 1 on the back of the head.

by the man behind the slaughter September 12, 2020

how i met your mother

A hilarious show involving five unique characters:

Ted: The main character of the show. He tells his kids the story of how he met their mother. Meaning that the entire show is in the past.

Marshall: The lovable character who always knows what to say.

Lilly: Marshall's fiance. crazy but hilarious and cute all the same.

Barney: The heart of the show. Unbelievably creepy and sex addicted. but definitely the funniest character out there. Kind of like Kramer was in Seinfeld.

Robin: An independent and beautiful woman. The entire first season is about Robin and Ted's "undiscovered love" for each other.

Scene From How I Met Your Mother:

Barney: Then we're gonna meet some ladies, It's gonna be legendary!
Ted: Don't say "legendary" your too liberal with the word "legendary".
Flashback to Barney at Ted's door in a snow suit:
Barney: Ted! we're building an igloo in central park! It's gonna be Legendary! Snow suit up!
Ted slams door in Barney's face.

by Tom Bensley October 3, 2007