a party where there are too many people, and just one couch. this usually is the fault of the person who threw it not thinking through who or how many people to invite despite not having enough furniture. this results in either a bunch of people squishing onto the one couch or practically nobody sitting there because of the awkwardness of the last situation mentioned.
"Did you have fun at Kaitlin's the other day."
"Nah, man it was a one couch party. There was nowhere to sit."
"Nah, man it was a one couch party. There was nowhere to sit."
by just some lurker on the web February 8, 2020

by Dori's dad March 16, 2024

Nation Ask Your Loved Ones For Nudes day is April 17th. On this day you may ask any loved one for nudes. UNO REVERSE CARD UNUSABLE!!! Loved ones is including friends, family, or your "sexual partner". haha you lonely prick
Mother: "Hey John, you gonna get anything good from your wife on April 17th?"
John Doe: "Whaddya mean mom?"
Mother: "April 17th is national ask your loved ones for nudes day!"
John Doe: "I hope I get to see a picture of a nice cream pie from her then."
John Doe: "Whaddya mean mom?"
Mother: "April 17th is national ask your loved ones for nudes day!"
John Doe: "I hope I get to see a picture of a nice cream pie from her then."
by Pillow34532344443233333333333 April 16, 2020

In an attempt to hide how indefinitely trash they are at Call of Duty, the suspected player yells out that he almost got the kill, but died a second after, meaning that they would only take one shot to kill.
Trash Player: BRO HE'S ONE SHOT!
Decent Player: But he took 30 shots before he died.
Trash Player: He must have healed.
Trash Player: BRO HE'S ONE SHOT!
Decent Player: But he took 30 shots before he died.
Trash Player: He must have healed.
by depchar December 15, 2021

Dwayne Haskins is a real one bro.
What makes Dwayne Haskins a real one?
Dude went to the strip club the night before a playoff game. That’s the definition of a real one.
What makes Dwayne Haskins a real one?
Dude went to the strip club the night before a playoff game. That’s the definition of a real one.
by Billy big boy April 9, 2022

by The one and only One one February 3, 2017

by DABOINEXTDOOR December 15, 2017
