National Thigh Pic Day

Aug 13th, the day where any girl you ask must send you thigh pics.

Him: Hey its national thigh pic day!
Her: Oh you're right! Here's you thigh pics!

by pxydestroyer9000 August 13, 2021

National dick sucking day

October 20th is natinal dick sucking day, on this day your girl has to prove to you that she loves you by sucking you dry

National dick sucking day is a way that your girl can prove the she loves you

by Holy spirit on god123 October 11, 2022

National Chris Appreciation Day

The National Celebration of Gratitude for any Chris in your life

Hey isn’t it National Chris Appreciation Day!?? Better go be nice to Chris

by bartthemart April 12, 2022

National D!ck Cutting Day

National D!ck Cutting Day takes place on April 24th, on this day it shall be legal to cut the genitals of any man who touches you not consensually. sharpen your weapons ladies, gents and gentleladies, we ride at dawn.

Did you know it’s National D!ck Cutting Day? I hope you brought your knife it’s going to be bloody!

by die potato April 20, 2021

National Ng Day

on november 15th everybody turns their hair into a spiky cone and wears goggles + maybe an apron. and posts it on twitter with #ngday

kid 1: did you hear about national ng day?
kid 2: yeah i did " spikes hair "

by OOFGUY August 3, 2022

National Anal Check Up Day

November 6th

The day that is a tradition to make a doctors appointment for an "Anal Checkup". This could include a prostate exam or a quick glance.

Jimmy: Hey. Did have you got your appointment yet?
Franklin: Of course it's National Anal Check Up Day.

by heh3heh3heh3 November 4, 2019

National Send Nudes day

On October 6th marks National Send Nudes Day where anyone you choose has to send you nudes.

Jerry:hey Samantha guess what today is

Samantha: what is it?

Jerry: it’s National Send Nudes Day

Samantha:ugh fine

by The man with all the facts October 5, 2021