A Little Canadian Oven

"A canadian oven is a guy who jacks off in kleenex, socks, toilet paper and his pants. It has been reported that he has been doing this since 7 years old."

I have a friend who is a little canadian oven

by Kindaspooky July 2, 2022

My little weirdo

If you name her this name you are weird have no life everyone wishes you were dead you are not funny you get no girls and you are the most annoying dude to live also ugly as hell

Shes my little weirdo.

by Rizz King July 8, 2022

health literacy

The awareness and cognitive ability to realize that death is upon you quickly.

She was schooled in health literacy on her deathbed.

by chillithecat July 12, 2022

Clitty Litter

The stuff inside of a dirty pair of panties.

Does your girlfriend have clitty litter?

by HappyAssArrows July 15, 2022

The Literal Definition Of Therapy

A duck thats 13 year old that hates France and is high on Colombian crack cocaine at 1 am - 6 am
Also can’t stop thinking about the spinning rat and uses a therapy by saying “Cry about it”
I’m not sure if I’m high or if this actually treated my depression

Hey dude this duck that’s The Literal Definition Of Therapy cured my crippling depression

(True story)

by Sussy_Ducky July 25, 2022

silly little bean sprout

what raymond and connor call eli and klitz as a joke

raymond: “be right back you silly little bean sprouts”
eli: “ WHAT THE FUCK”

by lukewarm water July 29, 2022

Prissy Little Missy

🤟🏽Girl who knows her worth so doesn't settle for anything less. Therefore, can sometimes be perceived as high maintenance or stand-off-ish or a Diva. Maybe sometimes is so concerned with her outward appearance because she's meta meta that she is a Diva. But maybe it's a business move, or maybe she was #bornthatway. maybe she was born with it maybe it was maybeline. or maybe clairol but #tobereal I dont know if their slogan is the realest. how do I know? cuz I myself am a prissy little missy sometimes (and when I hide im not) and so I am real. leave me alone . bye 🤟🏽

💜Concept/ word taken from Tory Lanez song- Talk to Me💜

🎭
❤️Damn that girl's fine dog
🧿Yeah but I heard she's a prissy little missy
❤️Don't matter to me man prissy or not she was born with the sauce
🧿You can't be born with the sauce
❤️DOG SHE HAS NATURAL DRIP. She got bars
🧿Oh ok ok facts thats 📠. Idk man I think shes been DMing my boy tho
❤️Nah dog
🧿I heard her fam is---
❤️--Ignores and walks over to get her number
🤫*crickets* 🤫
(and scene)

by nesting sloops August 19, 2022