Punching Butt

For one to punch their own butt, believing it's more effective than doing squats.

"If you want to get that cake, simply punching butt with a closed fist instead of doing squats"

by Nenshou Shikon May 5, 2022

buluga butt

That ass that looks like it belongs in the ocean to be used as a boat

That buluga butt is a float

by liredd January 8, 2015

Butt nausea

When you have the same feeling that you're about to throw up, but from your butt. See also "rectal emesis"

" you ever have butt nausea?"

"Dane what the fuvk is butt nausea?"

by Sleve McDichael May 12, 2019

jogging pants butt

When someone stands from a sitting position and you smell ripe ass

Did you smell Geno when he got up , all I smelled was ripe as s he got a major case of jogging pants butt

by biffster73 April 19, 2018

Butt Spoke

The line on your butthole. All the lines make the anus look like a bicycle wheel with spokes.

I slammed my dick into her/his Butt Spokes. I rode her/his ass and got my dick caught in her Butt Spokes! I popped her/him in the Butt Spoke!

by Stinky Pussy 69 August 5, 2022

Butt scooting

"When a K9 wipes their anus on the carpet in a rapid motion to relieve an itch"

When someone "drags their ass" as in taking a long time to complete a task, also known as "milking it".

Jesus, you are really butt scooting today aren't you???

by Superrod29 April 26, 2016

Butt lice

Butt Lice are the most invasive and hard to control type of Pube Lice there ever was. There hasnt been a cure yet because even scientists catch them almost immediately. A force to be reckoned with, these species cannot be eradicated fully. These creatures are in fact not a subspecies of Lice, they mutate constantly. Burying themselves inside the butthole crevices and waiting to transform whenever ‘treated’. Having Butt Lice has only been known to be transmitted via Butt Sex. The risk is real, and millions of people will contract it and eventually die from infection.

If you have Butt Lice, it’s illegal for you to withold that information before we make Butt Sex happen. It should be in your online dating bio. If its not, thats illegal too. You’ll go to jail if you don’t tell your butt partner before you meet them in person.

by Theonlybuttlicesurvivor December 4, 2022