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National Fucking Day

Today’s not your average Tuesday. Or Wednesday. Or whatever day it is. No, today is National F*cking Day — and whether you're interpreting that literally, metaphorically, or sarcastically, you're probably not wrong.
Me: Today's National Fucking Day!!Would you let me fuck you?
Her:Um fine i guess
by Alucardious August 31, 2025
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National yes day

During national yes day You have to say yes all day to any yes or no questions
by Lindsay Jones October 30, 2020
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National Bully Jennifer Day

The way where we bully all Jennifer’s around the world.
by Malorygotthatrichsalary April 15, 2024
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National boyfriend day

September 22 national boyfriend day

The day you be appreciative that he stayed with you for this long already
Girl: it’s national boyfriend day!
Guy: yea be lucky I stayed with yo ugly ass this long
by 🍑❌😢 September 21, 2021
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National bet day

If you say bet on this day you have to get slapped

March 25th
Lets hang out after work

Bet

*slap* national bet day
by Sevenavengfold March 24, 2022
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national traditionalism

It is a political-philosophical thought based on organic social formation. It is a population group that shares a common history, customs, interests, language, myths and traditions. In general, they have a common social organization, and above all, they are aware of belonging to this social community. It is a transcendental, metaphysical and spiritual bond. At the same time, it is aimed on the integral development of each individual (suum cuique), aristocratic.

It is against the Modern State and the Liberal Bourgeois State and its consecutive evils: Socialism, Marxism, Communism, Liberalism, Rationalism, Individualism, Freemasonry, Totalitarianism, Positivism, Nationalism, Enlightenment, Fascism, Humanism, Renaissance, French Revolution, Modernism, Anthropocentrism, Capitalism, Materialism, Feminism, gay rights, affirmative actions, human-rights, drugs, greed, pornography, Globalism, Statism, Republicanism, Representative Democracy, Liberal Democracy, Progressivism, Mass Media, Militant Atheism, Anti-Left/Right Dichotomy, Cosmopolitanism, Consumerism, Human Rights, Technocracy, Organized Religions, Globalization and Abortion.

It is aristocratic, traditional, organic, spiritual and hierarchical.
"Do not confuse National Traditionalism with Modern Nationalism : chauvinist, romantic and idealistic."
by tradical August 23, 2023
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Every year, May 13 is a happy day for people who put milk in a bowl first and then cereal. On this day U CAN NOT get mad because of that because we celebrate National put milk in a bowl before u put the cereal day.
Anna: *puts milk in a bowl before cereal"
Mom: WHAT THE- R U DOING?
Anna: Chill, it is National put milk in a bowl before you put the cereal day.

Mom: I-
by Dahoodgrill123 November 4, 2021
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