Dirty Taliban

When a taliban is sexing up his lady in afghanistan, and getting all crazy and dirty, and an American laser guided missle explodes exactly on the back of his head, the resulting mess all over the girl is called a 'dirty taliban.'

Najibullah: Ohmygod I love having religiously appropriate doggy style sex with you

Farishta: yes yes yes yes yes

Najibullah: We will have many babies to fight against the accursed unbelieving crusaders...

WHOOSHING SOUND FOLLOWED BY GIGANTIC EXPLOSION

Farishta: Great. Thirty minutes of screwing and all I get is a Dirty Taliban.

by To M Paine October 28, 2009

Dirty jonas

scratching your nuts and then typing

mike dirty jonas all the time with that keyboard

by gabyface September 22, 2008

dirty carpool

The act whereby a male sexually pleases as many women as he can using all extremities. This occurs with the male lying down and preforming cunnilingus on a first girl while engaging in vaginal intercourse with another all the while fingering two different girls with each hand on either side of him.

4 girls, one guy, how can it be done?...with a dirty carpool, what else?

by prince of prosciut' November 18, 2010

Dirty Diego

When you take a dump on someones chest, and draw a smiley face with it. Then, you take a wet nap and smear it around until it is wiped up and you mess is all gone.

While aunt boots was ridin' dirty i gave her a Dirty Diego while i rubbed kelly's red hairy nipples and rubbed her bush.

by Kalin Settle August 30, 2008

Dirty Samson

When a woman cuts off a man's hair and fist-fucks it up his ass.

Delila gave Joe a Dirty Samson after he passed out while they were having sex.

by Mys_Maux November 5, 2009

dirty tia

A dirty tia is when a tramp who is giving you pleasure slips a fist up your arse without permission while demanding for you to like it.

Man i let this stinking girl in my house yesterday and she give me a dirty tia i can’t lie i loved it but i’ve came out with five stds off her.

by smellyxock123 April 5, 2020

Dirty Allah

This act is similiar to the well known Dirty Sanchez in which after having anal intercourse with a woman, you withdraw a soiled erect penis and trace a stinky moustache onto her upper lip.

This act places the Hindu spin on it, whereas the freshly soiled penis, is withdrawn from the backdoor and poked at the woman's foreheaed several times, leaving the spotted stain of the Dirty Allah.

After Mike had enjoyed several moments of Wendy's backdoor, he unexpectedly removed his penis, walked around in front of her and kneeled down. Holding her head gently in his hands, he poked her several times with his penis on her forehead. The sensation of his penis on her forehead, coupled with the smell told her she'd just been given the Dirty Allah

by DiveMaster Mike April 14, 2010