dirty carpool

The act whereby a male sexually pleases as many women as he can using all extremities. This occurs with the male lying down and preforming cunnilingus on a first girl while engaging in vaginal intercourse with another all the while fingering two different girls with each hand on either side of him.

4 girls, one guy, how can it be done?...with a dirty carpool, what else?

by prince of prosciut' November 18, 2010

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Dirty Samson

When a woman cuts off a man's hair and fist-fucks it up his ass.

Delila gave Joe a Dirty Samson after he passed out while they were having sex.

by Mys_Maux November 5, 2009

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Dirty Diego

When you take a dump on someones chest, and draw a smiley face with it. Then, you take a wet nap and smear it around until it is wiped up and you mess is all gone.

While aunt boots was ridin' dirty i gave her a Dirty Diego while i rubbed kelly's red hairy nipples and rubbed her bush.

by Kalin Settle August 30, 2008

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Dirty Allah

This act is similiar to the well known Dirty Sanchez in which after having anal intercourse with a woman, you withdraw a soiled erect penis and trace a stinky moustache onto her upper lip.

This act places the Hindu spin on it, whereas the freshly soiled penis, is withdrawn from the backdoor and poked at the woman's foreheaed several times, leaving the spotted stain of the Dirty Allah.

After Mike had enjoyed several moments of Wendy's backdoor, he unexpectedly removed his penis, walked around in front of her and kneeled down. Holding her head gently in his hands, he poked her several times with his penis on her forehead. The sensation of his penis on her forehead, coupled with the smell told her she'd just been given the Dirty Allah

by DiveMaster Mike April 14, 2010

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