Tickling your own balls

Putting yourself in an unnecessary dangerous situation for prideful reasons. Usually in video games.

I told you not to rush B but you were too busy tickling your own balls to listen to me!

by Catnamedturtle May 14, 2023

chill your balls kid

the act of chiiling out.

"wanda why dont you chill your balls kid and make me a sandwich"

by amandajohnson15 December 19, 2008

taint sucking ball junkie

This a vulgar expression to describe a guy that loses unconditionally in fifa. He chooses to whine and repeatedly say "sir?" when he feels the game is unfair.

Brenden: Sir! thats a foul. This is ridonculous

Blake: your such a taint sucking ball junkie

by Fag Black man April 3, 2009

joliet ball wash

getting your balls sucked while taking a dick in the butt

chino and tommy snuck up on me last night and gave me the Joliet ball wash

by Back Door December 7, 2006

peanut-butter balls

What you use to attack someone you don't like

Gustavo: "Mr. S. is being such a dickhead, I'm gonna get some peanut-butter balls"

by imhungry April 14, 2008

balled my eyes out

when the eyes have had testicles placed on them for such a period of time that thier usefulness has been comprimised.

i had to get glasses because my boyfriend balled my eyes out.

by jeffbogart April 18, 2005

Kick a guy in the balls day

On April 26th it will be national kick a man in the balls day. I’m making this because of “the boys” making April 24th national rape day. Be safe people<3

Person 1: “why are so many people getting kicked in the balls??”

Person 2: “it’s because it’s national kick a guy in the balls day!”

by MajorFeminist April 20, 2021