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Cock shed theory

Cock shed theory

my theory is that the cock and balls are a second type of skin second to the skin we normally have which is more delicate so that we can feel pleasure during sexual intercourse (which is why fondling with balls during oral is a known move since the balls are more delicate than the cock) so when shampoo or body wash is used aggressively on the cock and ball skin it starts to become swollen. It becomes swollen because it is an unsafe substance when used in large amounts on a delicate part of the body. After that the cock and balls can't take it anymore and try to make new skin. Which is why my dick was molting during the hot Sudanese summer of 2017.
You hear about Jeb? He said he tested out the Cock Shed Theory and it ended up happening to him too.
by Dex Dex December 26, 2019
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Captain Cock Stroker

Person that strives to become someone’s favorite by constantly talking up said party
Rick-“Oh, have you seen the new Certainteed Shingles?! They’re the best thing since sliced bread!!”

Kenny-“Look at Rick over there being a Captain Cock Stroker “
by Sadistic _Ahole September 12, 2019
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Elephant Slovak Cock

David Dobriks ginormous slovak cock 🤤
Jesus, David Dobriks Elephant slovak cock looks so hot!
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Preemptive cock-block

The act of preventing interaction between one or more females with one or more men prior to any communication between the two groups, thereby negating the need to cock-block them later on, after they have started making moves on the women.
A: Hey man, how were those girls that Johnny showed up with?
B: I don't know, he sat down at a different table, so I couldn't talk to any of them.
A: Ah, dude, that was like a preemptive cock-block.
by Swill128 June 21, 2009
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Ooo My Cock

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RON'S MASSIVE COCK

RONS COCK IS SO MASSIVE. THE RON MASTER ON TWITTERS COCK IS MASSIVE LIKE BROOOOOO THAT CHICKEN IS HUGE LIKE I BET HE'LL MAKE A DELICIOUS SOUP OUTTA IT.
Intellectual: Ron's massive cock lives up to the name.
by WotsitDude69 October 26, 2022
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cock ring nibbler

One who nibbles on a cock ring,usually a crusty std infested mess of metal,smegma,puss and sometimes blood.
Someone who is gross and has poor personal hygene.
Did you see those sores on their faces?They must've been nibbling on used cock rings together in the basement.
That couple is gross they are covered in stds they say that being a cock ring nibbler is a healthy way to live!
That guy is so greasy and oily,he's such a cock ring nibbler!
by The Tater of Totters! July 1, 2016
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