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sacrificing the short friend

The act of performing the sacred ritual of sacrificing the person(s) who is/are under 5 foot in your friend group for eternal happiness and achieving moral turpitude.
Person one: “now that it’s summer break, let’s go sacrifice the short friend!” Person two: “Yeah! Let’s def do it!” Person three (4’11 ft) “wait, WHAT!????” (Summer break is the perfect time for sacrificing the short friend)
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National hello kitty your friend day

On April 14, it is national hello kitty your friend day! On national hello kitty your friend day, you can kidnap your friend and make them buy you hello kitty plushies :DDD
I’m gonna kidnap my friends because it’s national hello kitty your friend day!
by Lunar_moonlight February 9, 2025
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so funny (friend name), anyways time to get raped

something you say after your PIECE OF SHIT FRIEND tries to be funny but ends up being a dumbass
(friend name): doin your mum 🤣
you: so funny (friend name), anyways time to get raped
by POT BOI SIXITY FOUR February 10, 2025
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National air strike your friend day

National air strike your friend day is one day out of the year were you get to air strike your friend and don’t be responsible for you air striking your friend and you don’t face any consequences, punishment
I drone strikes my friend on National air strike your friend day and I’m not facing any consequences at all because you don’t when you drone strike your friend on national air strike your friend day
by Canadian cookie February 12, 2025
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Long Lost Friend

This comes from a 2022 tweet and now copypasta “Timothee Chalamet, it seems l've grown quite fond of you, tho there are no sexual urges or desires, you come to me as a long lost friend whom I once picked apples with in papa's orchard.”

The phrase refers to a sense of deep, knowing connection despite not actually knowing the person. Because of this, some young LGBTQ+ people have started using the phrase “you come to me like a long lost friend” as a euphemism for recognizing someone may be queer. Similar, but maybe less dated, version of “Friend of Dorothy.”
Person 1: “You come to me like a long lost friend.”
Person 2: “Bitch— just say gay.”
by YourMomIsAPsyop January 31, 2026
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A real friend

A real friend will stay with you throughout anything, A N Y T H I N G. A real friend texts first, a real friend cares and a real friend wont leave you no matter what.

i wish i had a real friend they all left and blocked me.
thats her real friend! A real friend! I dont have any.
by adrianayournotsofavorite February 28, 2025
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Phone a friend Parent

when a parent knows very little about their child and needs to constantly/frequently ask questions for info.
They are definitely the phone a friend parent, they don’t know much about their own child..
by FloppyMonster March 30, 2025
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