A sex act involving a man and partner, in which the man, with expert precision, ejaculates between their partner's ass cheeks and presses them shut, allowing the semen to dry. The dry semen forms cement, welding the cheeks shut.
"Man, that bitch Randy was such an ass until I gave him a vertical butt weld. His dumbass won't ever shit or call me gay again."
by Vertical Butt Weld Man December 7, 2019
Get the Vertical Butt Weldmug. The action of separating and closing ones butt cheeks while talking. Giving the allusion that the butt is speaking.
by TheMagicTy February 28, 2016
Get the Butt talkmug. Sexy beast with a great hair style. Loves to shag but only lasts 15 minutes. A born captain and is a great baller.
by Louislover696969 March 26, 2022
Get the Louis Buttmug. 
by plato! February 3, 2024
Get the butt nooooooo!mug. by xX420_BlAZe_iT_MLG_git_rektXx June 14, 2016
Get the Buttmug. A derogatory term for men’s briefs, used to mock the fact that tight briefs are tight around a man’s butt, almost as though they are hugging his butt. This is in contrast to more popular types of men’s underwear, such as boxer briefs, which are tight around the legs rather than the butt, and regular boxer shorts, which are not tight at all and therefore do not hug any part of the body.
Person 1: He must’ve been so embarrassed that his pants fell down and everyone saw his underwear.
Person 2: Yeah. Everyone was laughing really hard at him, especially since he was wearing butt huggers instead of boxers.
Person 2: Yeah. Everyone was laughing really hard at him, especially since he was wearing butt huggers instead of boxers.
by Undrwr981 September 16, 2025
Get the Butt Huggersmug.