Yankee wanker jingoist

An American website designer who doesn't know another world outside of the USA exists - a wanker who designs a form page with obligatory "State" and no other country options
Use two letters to define what 'State' you live in (ie FL = Florida) whereas Cheshire is on another planet obviously designed by a Yankee Wanker Jingoist
by Daze_Off April 29, 2012
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Full suit wanker

A person who wears a full suit (shoes, trousers, shirt, tie and jacket) when the occasion doesn't call for it - usually when that person is sucking up or pretending to be above their station.
Person 1: Who is that person over there?
Person 2: The full suit wanker? That's Tom, he thinks he's the boss but he's really just another volunteer.
by KingFringe November 12, 2016
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10 bob wanker

Someone who thinks there hard as fuck because there rich, but actaully your grandma could kick the shit out of them
Oh you 10 bob wanker
by Teggy head January 06, 2018
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American chino wanker

Tennage American boy who obsesses over any thing soccer related (may even call it fútbol). This includes FIFA as their video game of choice... A chino wanker will obsess over the game, play all the time, learn all the players and even adopt a British accent.
An American chino wanker can most easily be recognized by the overuse and misuse of the word banter (it will sound like 'banta' because of their newly found British accent).
This type of person probably thinks they're better and acts macho and strong to prove it.
Either a fan of pop music (like Beyoncé) or singer/songwriter (like Ed sheeran)
Most likely will be wearing low or no socks with vans or old nikes
Wears shorter shorts and occasionally chinos, but not as much as a typical chino wanker. This type of chino wanker is primarily found in the states which is why it is specific to Americans.
Lastly, these boys are likely to have tiny dicks, as do regular chino wankers
friend 1: dude shut up, quit being such a dick
friend 2: chill, it's just banter... Let's play some FIFA! I'll kick your ass
friend 1: you're such an American chino wanker
by Daniel_casp July 01, 2015
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Piss spaghetti wanker

The pick me girl that is partners with you in science, and don't let you do anything and then you fuck up. (They hate science too)
That chavvy cunt is a right piss spaghetti wanker in it
by @mikelovesmichaelsheen August 01, 2021
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Social Justice Wankers

People who make complete asses of themselves, they lack in basic manners and respect for other people, making everything in life unfun (censoring anything of course), saying you or anyone who's got the wrong thinking is a bigot (any different opinions to them all because you are being an individual thinker), they believe they are making the world a better place by harassing/bullying people & still think they are good people in everything they do! (but not really)
MAN THOSE SOCIAL JUSTICE WANKERS ARE AT IT AGAIN (SMH)!?
by Stank Stevo April 29, 2021
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slap a wanker day

On 3 March you get to slap a wanker this is someone who you ethier hate or you think is an absolute idiot

You basicly get a free pass to slap everyone you see
Person 1 : hey *slap*
Person 2 : what was that for

Person 1 : is slap a wanker day
by Cd1*caeb050329 January 01, 2020
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