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burnt unicorn

Burnt unicorn is the smell of your fart when you've been holding it in all day. You've been at school or work all day and you can't fart. You get off the bus and walk to your house and as soon as you get inside you let it rip and all you smell is burnt unicorn.
"Holy crap that fart sure smelled like burnt unicorn"
by Lary Mirmingham November 21, 2016
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ghetto unicorn

when a girl rolls her hair into a bun at the front of her head making her look like she has a horn.
most ghetto unicorns can be spotted at the welfare office or Walmart.
by sjm89 November 6, 2012
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Unicorn Moment

That instant you break through a barrier that was holding you back, achieving an unprecedented level of personal awesomeness. Popularized by Ice Breakers.
Mack: I finished the 5-pound sandwich challenge at Cecil’s Diner.
Quinn: Total Unicorn Moment. Proud of you.

“I passed all my exams and just mastered winged eyeliner! #UnicornMoment”
by unicorn4eva June 18, 2016
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unicorn stamp

Using official authority to make a kid's toy, stuffed animal or imaginary friend become a verified member or authorized participant in an activity, either on purpose or incidentally
Turkish authorities accidentally unicorn stamped her toy's passport because Emily crafted it so well.
by Unicorn Stampin' January 7, 2021
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unicorn barbz

barbz (nicki minaj fans) that are snowflakes and will start WW3 if you make the smallest joke about nicki minaj..
normal barbz: loll nicki minaj hasn't put out an album in 3 years someone call Sachin and get that ho to the studio!
unicorn barbz: HOW DARE U?? NICKI MINAJ ISNT A HO SHE MAKES 100X YOUR NETWORTH A YEAR DONT COME FOR MY GOOD SIS! PURR!
by Abelnika November 2, 2021
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fucking unicorns

What do you want to know? THEY ARE FUCKING UNICORNS. Magestic rainbow shit, candy farts. Liquid chocolate diarrea. Candy corn tears.... FUCKING UNICORNS. WANT MORE DEFENITION GO LOOK FOR A FUCKING UNICORN YOUSELF
Yours truly
-A FUCKING UNICORN
BRATney: Unicorns dont exiiiiiiiisstttttt :/
Me: THEY ARE FUCKING UNICORNS.
by FuckingUnicornsBiatch June 15, 2017
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Unicorn Parking

1. A popular bar.
2. A nice dream or thought often expressed as sarcasm

3. Where Lady GaGa lives in her head.
Person 1.What are you up too today.
Person 2. I am on my way to ask the boss for the day off.
Person 1.Good Luck LOL
Person 2.I Know I'm Looking For Unicorn Parking. LOL
by bluecricket1979 April 2, 2017
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