Tommy Thistle

When you insert a 12 inch dildo covered in someone else's fecal matter into your own rectum.

I Tommy Thistled myself last night.

by Disgurl0805 November 24, 2023

Tommy Wheeler

Leaving a dump in someones toilet without flushing.

Damn, Leroy Tommy Wheeler'd me yesterday and I just found it.

by Captain90266 May 13, 2021

Tommy Runco

A man with a massive cock

Hey my name's Tommy Runco I have a massive dick

by Notthmmy September 14, 2023

Tommy South

A man whore

Dan is such a Tommy South.

by Fck Nugget80 July 11, 2021

tommy

This man has the biggest fucking colossal cock on earth. All the girls and their mothers want to slip in bed in this unit and never get out. it's a miracle how his fat balls can even stay in his pants for an entire day. It's said that whenever he gets a boner so much blood gets drawn to his dick that he feels light-headed. The hottest man with the most swagger in the cosmos. this is all a proven fact.

Girl-1: have u seen that new kid?
Girl-2: who, Tommy?
Girl-1: Omg yeah, He's so fucking hot right
Girl-2: I don't know why but whenever I see him walking past I almost reach climax
Girl-1: and that massive bulge MMMMMMMM!
Girl-2: my mum can stop talking about him
Girl-1 OMG same

by projectile pooping November 23, 2021

Tommy

Tommy is a really lovely person they can be a bit temperamental but only because they have experienced a big trauma in their lives.
They often flit between friends but know they will always come back to you in the end no matter how distant they seem.
never give up on a Tommy, you may never get them back and that would just be a waste.

Person1-Meet my friend Tommy
Person2- You're so lucky
Person1-IK

by Mangos136 April 12, 2022

got with a certain tommy gun

did something interesting recently

I hear you got with a certain tommy gun

by theladette November 3, 2013