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Spit Shower

Upon entering a shower with your other half, you must proceed to spit on them, once doing this, proceeding to enjoy light sexual encounters until out of human saliva.
Hi Matt, are you horny?
I am Steph, would you like a spit shower?
I certainly would ;)
by AnnaTuba December 11, 2012
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dog spit

This process is when a female takes her tit and squirts her milk at a males penis to make it hard and have a very red rash. This makes her pubic hairs turn a bright yellowish green.
by njkxsdbfhjsdvgdvfd December 2, 2010
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Spit-Roast Royale

A Spit-Roast Royale is a sex act where one guy gets spit-roasted while he jacks off -- ideal if all the dudes have cumgasms at the same time.
One of my all-time favorite things to is to get a Spit-Roast Royale and have all of us cum at the same time!
by USAF Cadet September 2, 2021
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Dummy spitting scale

DSS for short. The DSS is a scale of people's tantrum level from 1 to 10.
"Karen" blew her lid she was a solid 9/10 on the Dummy spitting scale
by Yogidogibear September 3, 2019
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Thanksgiving Spit Roast

When a girl gets in between a White guy and a Native American having the time of their lives, and have the White guy rail her from behind, and have her blow the Native American
We did a Thanksgiving Spit Roast last night when Josh’s girlfriend walked in on us fucking
by OctoSellingIllicitCorn November 7, 2023
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Human Spit Cup

The act of performing cunniligus while also having a dip or chaw in.
I had just popped in a lipper of Grizzly when she asked me to go down on her, so I gave her the human spit cup.
by B.R.N. August 28, 2022
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Chinese spit shine

Lead additive used extensively, almost comically, in protective coatings and plastics that would usually not require the addition of Lead.

Commonly found on: Childrens toys, flip flops, dishes and utensils, appliances, power tools, clothing, cosmetics, and nearly anything from Walmart. Often used in conjunction with Chinesium and Chinese Aluminium.
*Nightly news* Is your home a toxic wasteland? Investigation tonight, finds high concentrations of Lead in Chinese manufactured products like baby formula and picture frames...

Me: Hmmm, gave it the ol' Chinese spit shine
by baronvonfritz May 6, 2020
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