bonus tomato

a ginger twat

i’m gonna go see my bonus tomato tonight

by HebbleJebble45 October 8, 2025

Bowl of tomatoes

A toilet bowl filled with period blood after a woman has had their period without a tampon

Wow did you just have a bowl of tomatoes

by Yellowstar April 7, 2015

tom the tomato

A sunburnt fatass, pulling an Alfalfa haircut

That tom the tomatoe is a fucking tool.

by Fat_Guy_In_A_Little_Coat May 15, 2017

Sun Dried Tomato

a beautiful person who has recently participated in many hours of outside activities

WOW, you're a {sun dried tomato} after summer

by LucTheSucc August 6, 2017

Deep Fried Tomato

Eating out a girl on her period.

You like Deep Fried Tomatos?
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by AnWaffleIron May 9, 2018

put your balls in tomato sauce

grabing your testicles and making them enter into tomato sauce

you woke up last morning wanting to put your balls in tomato sauce.

by tomato sauce guy March 12, 2018

Pro(gas)tinator

One who waits as long as possible to refill their gas tank. Fearing for a highway breakdown as they make one last trip on E.

OMG, I have driven 3 different places with my gas light on. I'm 1 trip away from a breakdown. I need to stop being such a pro(gas)tinator

by nickdfromda513 January 13, 2019