three quarter length trousers

homosexual trousers worn by men who are not yet liberated from the cupboard! poofs!

"look at that bender in the three quarter lengths!"

by mark10001 June 30, 2005

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thousand joint stare

what heavy marijuana users get after they are burnt out

1) when stoners stare off into nothing. like war veterains do when they return home.

2) Steve is such a burnout hes startin to get the thousand joint stare

by RobKilluhGilz January 20, 2010

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trouser whistle

fart

Guy #1 in elevator: Was that you, blowing that trouser whistle?
Guy #2 in elevator: Yeah.
Guy #1 in elevator: Dude! You couldn't wait to get out of the elevator first?

by JB_in_3D February 22, 2011

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When you have an incredible an irresistible urge for an ass itch from a roid flare up or swamp ass (residue left from a lack of a good wipe after dropping a deuce) and a manual clearing of the ass is needed. Most often this is expressed with a surface scratch on the outer layer of the pant. But on occasion, when no one is looking, and only when necessary, it is a full in hand on ass scratch free for all.

I ate taco bell tonight.

"yeah, so?"

I needed to the hit the head afterwards, but I mustn't have gotten it all because now I find myself Trouser plowin trying to get at the leftovers.

by Mannimal October 2, 2014

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trouser press

Usually found in UK hotel rooms for pressing a sharp crease into trousers; a much maligned and seldom used item

He stood, like the trouser press, unloved and unused in the corner.

Mother had always said that a well creased touser would win the deal. Praise be! For the hotel's trouser press.

by Townsman December 30, 2014

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