when he shit

When he be shitting.

Person 1: Is Person 3 in the toilet?
Person 2: Yeah, he ate Taco Bell.
Person 1: Well when he shit, it ain't gonna be good.

by OoftheDoof! September 7, 2020

When The Cow Cries, The Day Dies.

A saying from the 15th Century, which peasants used to tell when curfew began. Cows would release a "cry" when they felt tired, which usually happened near the normal curfew time. People use this phrase nowadays to signal distress or if someone bad or unlucky happened to them.

John -"I lost my wallet at the park earlier..."

Mary - "Well, When The Cow Cries, The Day Dies."

by CrushedIce785 September 26, 2020

When Worlds Collide

When Worlds Collide is A FPS series That takes place during WW3 where America and Russia fight for world power. During the third game A X planet 1/4 the size of planet earth crashes into earth, This "X Planet" Has materials that can be used to make weapons mankind has never even imagined as described by: Ghost. During the 4th game Ghost enters a Nazi bunker with over 400 Nazi symbols causing the ban of When Worlds Collide. In the 10th game Aliens come to earth to get back their resources which were used to build weapons causing war. During the 16th game Ghost kills the alien race. 20th game Ghost Ends WW3, Ghost Stops Alien Invasion, Ghost Kills All World Powers, And Then Commits Suicide.

When Worlds Collide Was suppose to be the number 1 top selling game of 2013.

by Battery Inc. June 28, 2013

when it rains it whores

After a dry spell with women, you suddenly have more loose ladies than you can handle. An embarrassment of riches.

Similar to "when it rains, it pours"

Guy 1: "I haven't met anyone in a long time. Last night I met 3 girls at the bar when I was loaded"

Guy 2: "When it rains it whores"

by Matches&Gasoline January 26, 2023

when your having a strokreknn3een5nenenmrfgt

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i am mentally unstable

sally: i just had a stroke, ohnn90o oo8fekuhggno Ii7 Y&8y&87G8&Y(( h k j K j &i ftu

jeff: when your having a strokreknn3een5nenenmrfgt? wow thats silly can i get a large frie with thre burhgr

by ghostpossessedbyahuman January 27, 2023

Sound off when you're done.

In the California prison system when you break one of the rules within' your own car, you get broken off. The first couple of minor offenses result in you being broke off with an additional set of burpees on top of your daily mandatory set. Traditionally upon completion of your daily mandatory set of burpees you will sound off. Meaning you shout a cadence representing your particular group. That being said, when you break a rule that requires you to be broken off, nobody tells you what they think you did, there is no arguing your case. To save time, and breathe whoever is running things for your car just looks at you and says, "sound off when your done."

Inmate X - "I think I got lucky, nobody noticed my bunk wasn't rolled up until after 11:00."

Inmate with the llaves- "sound off when you're done."

Inmate X- "dang."

by LocN9ne January 29, 2023

Stop When

Asking a person how large their cock is with the visual representation of your arms.

A "stop when"
A expands their arms
B "now"
A stops and gasps

by Stopwhen January 30, 2023