Vag confident

Loosely connected to evolutionary theory - i.e, a women's lips are attractive to the opposite sex due their similarity to a Female's sexual organs (labia lips). Using social media, women adopt an exentuated pout (in 'selfies') to elicit heightened sexual attraction; unconsciously communicating 'i am ready for sexual activity and super fertile'.

Women who do not adopt thIs approach in 'selfies' exude a confidence and low need for attention from others - hence they are 'vag confident'.

1) She's look amazing on her face book site , she is so vag confident
2) I'd really like to get to know her; seems so cool and natural. Amazing vag confidence

by Simon McG September 09, 2017

smug vag

If you say that some woman is smug, you are criticizing the fact they seem very pleased with how good, clever, or lucky they are.

She is such a smug vag for solving the wordle in a few seconds while it took me an hour.

by spsid13 February 01, 2022

vag-split ween

The genitalia of a transgender woman.

Coworker: Knock, knock. Who's there?

Coworker 2: In between

Coworker: In between who?

Coworker 2: Eddy Murphy's in between a vag-split ween!

by Slavid November 05, 2021

Bone fo' vag!

A really bad pronouncation of the French word bon voyage.

-Bone fo' vag!
-Grassy Ass!

by Sean E Sean July 21, 2011

veet the vag

1. verb: to procrastinate.

2. verb: to masturbate.

1. i really veeted the vag on that paper.
2. i'm gonna go veet the vag.

by jameesees May 04, 2023

Vag Jell-O

Well you can probably guess just from the word itself.

It's the white or Clear substance that comes out of the Vagina, usually during arousal or doing/before a menstrual cycle.

I had to change my pantaloons several times last night because I had to much Vag Jell-O!

by TheFutureStark July 18, 2018

Vag Stick

A tampon or intra uterine devise. could be a penis

Miss do you have a spare vag stick, im on the rags?

by DirtG June 09, 2010