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Unicorn glitterwitter

An experience so exciting you could burst into a huge glitter ball like meeting the boy of your dreams or seeing the most beautiful scenery ever
Oh my unicorn glitterwitter he’s hot!

Unicorn glitterwitter this place is beautiful!
by Lucifer24 September 1, 2019
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Unicorn Pussy

When some queen puts glitter in the fisting lube and leaves your bioluminescent butthole sharting glitter for a week.
Strobe’s unicorn pussy captivated a large audience at last month’s fisting party. The guy stretching him open was tripping on shrooms and claimed that the hole spoke to him and revealed the meaning of life.
by Strobesauce May 22, 2023
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Queen of Unicorns

The most hilarious nicest amazingest best beautifulist uniperson ever. Zoë.
Hey Isn't the Queen of Unicorns amazing!?
by Unipress May 25, 2018
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fishing for unicorns

To leave the door open while looking out of it
Y'all should stop fishing for unicorns.
by Flying away September 29, 2017
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gumdrops and unicorns

Elusive fantasies. Things that one wants but can't quite attain. Often things of a darker nature (sex, drugs, rock & roll, etc.). An unlikely occurrence that would greatly please the recipient.
For example, in reference to the probability of Geek # 1's fantasy of all the cheerleaders showing up at his door naked with a keg of Bud Light right now; "It's all just gumdrops and unicorns, man."
by Desertgrrrl April 12, 2014
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Unicorn Fallacy

When someone develops a superiority complex due to being convinced they have the perfect mix of attractiveness and personality.

This fallacy often develops an arrogant attitude with a misplaced sense of self-righteousness that leads to people disliking them.
Why is she treating people like shit and telling them how hot and awesome she is?
Bro, unicorn fallacy!
by Me Three 5 eight October 8, 2019
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A little French girl surrounded by English idiots
Have you seen that unicorn mug in R&D?
by BigSal72 December 18, 2018
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