by glenbruce August 12, 2009
A real jerk. Someone so vile no one would help rescue out of a flooded ditch... just leave and let it ride.
That pain in the arse can stay in jail for a couple of weeks... I'm not bailing that ditch jockey out.
by DONDOWOLFE January 17, 2017
People who believe that a man who allegedly flew to Jerusalem on a winged horse is the final prophet of God.
I saw a lot of lefties at the ceasefire now demonstration…..oh and the Flying-Horse Jockey’s Fan Club.
by The Thegn of Tottington February 05, 2024
Person 1: I heard Ty is in management now, what does he have that I don't?
Person 2: A desk. He's a desk jockey now.
Person 2: A desk. He's a desk jockey now.
by CosmicOlivia December 01, 2023
Person 1: I heard Ty is in management now, what does he have that I don't?
Person 2: A desk. He's a desk jockey now.
Person 2: A desk. He's a desk jockey now.
by CosmicOlivia December 01, 2023
A little thot that dates someone for two simple reasons. Dick and their car. They take dick then ask for rides everywhere.
"Yo, have you seen Lauries new boyfriend?"
"Yeah, I have. But she's just using him as her dick jockey."
"Yeah, I have. But she's just using him as her dick jockey."
by N0ss July 11, 2017