moisture farmer

somebody who is, was or always will be jacking off, a.k.a 'farming' the 'moisture'.
don't you reckon mark zuckerberg would be a massive moisture farmer?
by alexisalive.exe May 20, 2023
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Point Farmer

Someone who posts truckloads of juicy internet content (memes, videos, etc) to get internet points in return.
Those meme channels are big point farmers!
by Based Cow December 05, 2021
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Farmer Maggot

Farmer Maggot was a Hobbit farmer who lived in Bamfurlong, which was located in the Marish region of the Shire's Eastfarthing who wields a Scythe and played by Cameron Rhodes.
"Who's your favourite character from Lord of the Rings?"
"Farmer Maggot."
by Short Angry Womann December 01, 2019
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david farmer

this man has the biggest, thickest,hardest dick you could find on a man. he makes females cream there panties just by looking at them
i got that david farmer dick
by Antoine, M June 01, 2019
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This riddle was created by Abby Ellis and is completely ridiculous! All the clues given to help solve it are unrelated and bizarre! It’s a fun riddle to give your friends to pass half an hour.
What do farmers love but astronauts hate?

Clues:
The answer is written on the ceiling

Teddy bears

Children can draw it but adults can’t

Seasons

Any other ridiculous clue
by Abby’s riddle April 21, 2021
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farmer pants

A Newfoundland term for Overalls or Dungarees, possibly a reference to Jim Lester, owner of Lester’s Farm in St. John’s, Newfoundland and how he always wears overalls when seen in public
Mudder, where’s me farmer pants?
Ol’ Lester is sportin’ ‘is farmer pants.
by spookmullett February 21, 2020
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Dopamine farmer

A tongue-in-cheek label for those who tirelessly sow the seeds of instant gratification, tending to their addictive crops like a modern-day farmer. These individuals harvest dopamine highs through activities like endless scrolling, binge-watching, or jackpot-chasing, all while neglecting the long-term fields of genuine fulfillment.
Chris: So, did you hear about Jessica's latest obsession with social media?

Sarah: Oh, don't even get me started. She's turned into a full-blown dopamine farmer.

Chris: Tell me about it! It's like she's more interested in harvesting likes than getting any actual work done.

Sarah: Seriously, it's like she's got one hand on her phone and the other on the dopamine faucet, just cranking it up all day long.

Chris: And let's not even mention her productivity levels. It's like watching a wilted plant trying to grow in a desert.

Sarah: I know, right? I swear, if she spent half as much time on her assignments as she does on Instagram, she'd be employee of the month by now.
by Blubba McFarlane April 09, 2024
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