Flaccid Unicorn

When one decides to make a dance move that is easier then "dabbing" because we all know the dab is dead, then creates a movement of energy and passion resulting in positivity for everyone. Be cautious when hitting the flaccid unicorn this could result in a very good time and smiles you might end up shitting rainbows and glitter but it's for people who love to live dangerously because let's be real guys staying flaccid is a state of mind. It's rare to spot a unicorn already but to have seen a flaccid unicorn or have been next to one you truly are blessed and great things can only come your way!

Whalon has some awesome dance moves! He just hit the flaccid unicorn! I feel honored to have witnessed him hit the flaccid unicorn

by FlaccidUnicorm November 5, 2016

Flaccid Unicorn

When one decides to make a dance move that is easier then "dabbing" because we all know the dab is dead, then creates a movement of energy and passion resulting in positivity for everyone. Be cautious when hitting the flaccid unicorn this could result in a very good time and smiles you might end up shitting rainbows and glitter but it's for people who love to live dangerously because let's be real guys staying flaccid is a state of mind. It's rare to spot a unicorn already but to have seen a flaccid unicorn or have been next to one you truly are blessed and great things can only come your way!

Whalon has some awesome dance moves! He just hit the flaccid unicorn! I feel honored to have witnessed him hit the flaccid unicorn

by FlaccidUnicorm November 5, 2016

burnt unicorn

Burnt unicorn is the smell of your fart when you've been holding it in all day. You've been at school or work all day and you can't fart. You get off the bus and walk to your house and as soon as you get inside you let it rip and all you smell is burnt unicorn.

"Holy crap that fart sure smelled like burnt unicorn"

by Lary Mirmingham November 21, 2016

snarky unicorn

Utterly fabulous women because of their sacastic but optimistic outlook on life.

What's with those mom's? They always have something wiseass to say, and totally don't care what others think.
That's because they are Snarky Unicorns.

by Snarkyunicorn December 20, 2016

Unicorn Glitter

When two people are having sex, while on acid and are wearing unicorn masks.

I was so scarred after I walked in on my roomate , while her and her boyfriend was doing the unicorn glitter.

by Joker_Girl42 January 13, 2017

Magenta unicorn

When a man, typically caucasian, is close to cumming and his penis turns a bright red color due to the built up pressure

Babe stick your magenta unicorn in my mouth

by Mrdevilunicorn January 15, 2016

Chicago Unicorn

The art of having a threesome with one woman and two men. The woman is in doggy position while a man takes her from behind and the other man is pressing his dick against her forehead while she simultaneously licks his balls. The end result should be mass amounts of semen in her hair and on her back.

Guy 1: Dude, last night was great. Me and my girl finally did the Chicago Unicorn

Guy 2: No way! How did it feel?

Guy 1: It was magical.

by tombrady2k15 April 8, 2016