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Queen's touch

when cold water hits your testicles while you're traversing cold and deep waters
We all have to go thru the queen's touch today
by Quackers101 July 2, 2017
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Dick Touch

Dick Touch - When a man uses the bathroom but doesn't wash their hands after they have touched their dick, then touch many other things. Everything that they touch after now has "Dick Touch" transferred to it. Everything they touch, now has dick touch on it. The world has dick touch everywhere.
A man used the rest stop bathroom but refused to turn on the water to wash his hands after urinating. The man had concerns about turning the sinks faucet handles to wash his hands because the handles would definitely be covered in many other mens dick touch.
by CaptainFamous June 2, 2019
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plane-touched

a more accurate term for 'touched'.
Outside the realms of our existence lie the Planes; and to be 'touched' by them is to have a true gift.
by planarianzero February 22, 2003
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Miley Touch

Coined after Miley Cyrus
The opposite of the Midas Touch.

When someone is jinxed.

A person that lacks true talent or skills and makes what could have been or was a good thing bad.
When something is bad or broken and someone tries to fix it but fails.
My older brother tried to help me with my homework. With his Miley Touch, I still failed.
Myspace was bad and Justin Timberlake gave it the Miley Touch. It will never be good again.
My wife's cooking is so bad. I tried to cook one night , but my Miley Touch didn't help because it ended up burnt.
Her ex was so lousy in bed that he read the Kama Sutra. When he tried some new positions, his Miley Touch ended up giving him a broken penis.
by Jack Noph December 3, 2013
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touch nose

basically means fighting like when you in front somebody face and y’all noses touch ... y’all touched nose, now y’all gotta fight.
female friend: Jaya tryna fight!
you: tell her ass touch nose.
by bootmadehtxraised September 28, 2019
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touch donw!!!

only really silly poeple say it. e.g. mark on australian idol!!! GAY!!!
"that was a..TOUCH DOWN!!!"
by little lily November 11, 2003
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no touch top

A woman, who does not like her big natural breasts touched or played with.
Jessica is one of those no touch top girls. Every time we have sex she keeps her bra on.
by DaggerFort May 16, 2020
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