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taco tp

Remnants of toilet paper found on or around the vaginal region, usually accompanied by a foul odor.

See also tp taco.
"Marge and I were planning a 69er when I noticed taco tp caught in her pubes, it was a mess, dude!"
by rubtwostix October 11, 2011
mugGet the taco tpmug.

Taco-crunching

The female equivalent of cock-blocking

When being Taco-crunched, the following steps must be done:
1. Get on knees
2. Scream "Por Que!"
I hate her for taco-crunching me when I was talking to Jim last weekend
by Almagest June 29, 2011
mugGet the Taco-crunchingmug.

Crunchy Taco

A girl who isn't horny and has a dry ass vagina.
I went to Chelsea's house last night and she had a crunchy taco.
by Afterhourcomedy July 3, 2020
mugGet the Crunchy Tacomug.

Tacos Army

A group of friends on Modern War Generals who will do anything to defend their tacos. Group also made by a woman called Tacos. Other people would think defending their tacos means the leader, but in fact, it doesn't, even though that is one thing they do.
"I wanna join Tacos Army!"
"Sorry boy, to be in the army, you must understand the honor of the tacos."
by Taco Lady January 21, 2009
mugGet the Tacos Armymug.

Taco Bus

Hidden relics that will either sell you the most delicious taco you've ever eaten or give you food poisoning.
Me: FUCKING TACO BUS IS SO GOD DAMN GOOD
by Crisps Hansen December 24, 2009
mugGet the Taco Busmug.

Chachi Taco

Cool and Crunchy, style with class
Cut off dickies with plaid socks is so chachi taco
by captain taco July 1, 2012
mugGet the Chachi Tacomug.

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