Sam Brownback

A homoerotic act between two men where one man places his own fecal matter in his mouth and inserts the fecal matter into his partners anus using his tounge.

That Sam Brownback video made Two Girls and a Cup look like Saturday Morning Cartoons.

by Billy the Retard February 11, 2015

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microsoft sam

The sweet ass dude that you can tell to say funny ass words and he says them in a really funny voice. You really need to try this. Its some funny shit.
-How To Get Microsoft Sam-
1.Click on Start
2.Click on Control Panel
3.Click on Speech
4.Type some funny shit and let him say it.

*/-THINGS FOR MICROSOFT SAM TO SAY THAT ARE FUNNY AS SHIT-/*
just copy and paste

1. I am Sam, Hear Me Roar, Bitch!
2. gdfgdhgidfghdfgiudfndfgopdfgdfnguidfuigigudfuigndfugnsdfgnpdggnuidfgdfngudfpggnuigpgnuidngdfnguidfnguidfgndgndfuigngh
3. Nigger

by Mic August 5, 2004

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Brewbaker Sam

during prohibition, brewmakers had to disguise their establishments. most of them had a marker to identify if they were in business. sam 'brewmaker' brubaker had a ship that pointed right when they could serve and right when they couldn't. eventually brewbaker sam was closed down by a group called zeus's dynasty, a powerful activist group.

the guy went to vegas and had a luckier run than brewbaker sam, the odds eventually caught up with him...

by Taoistwin March 7, 2010

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