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The Sliding X Position

This is a sex move that requires a lot of cardio and stretching beforehand.

How to: "The female lies leaned back with one leg in the air and the on the ground, the male takes a stance at the end of the room and stretches before performing this manoeuvre, he takes a starting position and awaits the gun snap leaping into a sprint. The male at full velocity begins a downward descent into a slide tackling position with one leg raised in the air to match his female spotter vajayjay with his peen. This achieves the best and deepest penetration one could ever hope for."
"Yes Doctor, we got these injuries from performing The Sliding X Position. Let's just say that knees went places they shouldn't have"

"Hey honey, welcome home, as you can see that I am already in The sliding x position for you cause you've worked so hard. Go on big boy, take a run at this"

"Wanna try this Sliding X Position? It looks quite advanced"
by SeyekoCorpse August 5, 2022
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relative position

In social studies relative position is the position of a place or entity based on its location with respect to other locations. Relative location, unlike absolute location is not a fixed reference. Relative location will therefore change based on the secondary location.
the United States is located south of Canada that is an example of relative position
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weirdest sex positions

A black individual sucking a man off with a reach around from a spider monkey
Man those weirdest sex positions was wild last night
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glitter positive

I am glitter positive. ie I have herpes.
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Nazi Position

1) When you fuck someone in the shower and they pass out during climax
2) When you fuck someone with a gas mask
I fucked a girl in the nazi position last night, had to finish washing their hair
by UrbanMansig November 23, 2022
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Double Handstand Position

This sex position involves two people who feel like experimenting. The woman bends over so that the man can grab onto the pussy with his mouth then the woman goes into a handstand with the man gripping on for dear life on the top just sucking away.
Arki: Can we do the double handstand position tonight?

Zoi: Any position for you my big zaddy!
by Big Zaddy Arki Papi September 13, 2022
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Positive gangster

Positive gangster is a gangster for God doesn't back down from any evil in short Arturo Montezuma Montezuma
I am Arturo Montezuma Montezuma and I am a positive gangster Vladimir Putin.....
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