Jake McDonald

A person who has indescribable amounts of rizz. They tend to be mid at Fortnite and is willing to fly to another state to meet a person they met on Fortnite. (no criticism though)

Man1: that person is so dedicated and has lots of rizz
Man2: that person is such a Jake McDonald

by NEOblitz86 June 28, 2024

McDonald’s

A place where your girlfriend gets fucked by a bunch of fat fucks

Damn kid goku your girlfriend works at McDonald’s?

by Iseeyouseeme July 30, 2022

mcdonalds throat

The coating that lines your throat after eating at Mcdonald's

"Can I have some water? I have mcdonalds throat."

by ma11en April 9, 2023

McDonalds

The place where employees will make you want to go to new york just so you can jump off the empire state building. Employees get your order wrong. No icecream. Coffee from the sun. the only good part of mcdonalds are the fries

Kyle: *Throws away full container of mcdonalds fried*
Bob: *Cocks Gun*

by jhyutfrdedtcvygbhj October 29, 2021

Matt Mcdonald Surprise

The act of defecating in a sleeping bag and surrounding it with 10 empty one's and having a hooker roll around each bag until she finds the "Suprise."

The other night I won big at the casino and decided to grab a hooker and take her back to my hotel room and set up a "Matt Mcdonald Surprise." It was amazing!

by Bobby Basinger November 20, 2019

Ronald McDonald

Any person with ginger or red hair.

1: wow have you seen adamottomotto?
2: yeah he is a total Ronald McDonald with that red hair

by Turtlenugget913 April 13, 2020

McDonalds Hoe

A hoe that works at McDonalds

What the heck? Is that Jesse? She's a McDonalds Hoe.

by brewys July 25, 2016